Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.

Completed AU reality fic: Harry's in Slytherin, Ron's mean: Hermione asks Harry the ladies man for help in snagging the guy of her dreams. But is the guy of her dreams what she really wants?

Sherlock Holmes was sorted into Slytherin house barely moments after the hat touched his head. It had debated for the briefest of seconds of putting the intelligent boy into Ravenclaw but settled on Slytherin. The younger Holmes took the hat off of his head, caught his brother's eye, smirked and strolled over to the Slytherin table.

At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Between meddlesome ministers and mad escaped convicts, Remus attempts to discover the truth. Where has Harry been? Will he ever learn to trust? Includes child abuse

Hermione needs a date to a company function. One shot.

Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. Things get explosive when Harry breaks the bad news. All Harry can think is: why me?

Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. The problems grow as Harry receives a letter. It's been eight years after all.

Oneshot in the Finding Home!verse. In a war, there are always sides, and choices must be made. Some choices are easy. Others, not so much.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

For her final Muggle Studies paper Hermione's determined to answer a very important question, just how many licks Does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?... Will she be able to answer it before she drives Harry insane ;

Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.

A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.

Harry and Hermione are locked in a classroom. With no hope of getting out anytime soon, they are forced to talk about what has been going on between them. The problem is, they're afraid of what it might lead to. rated for a reason!

Set during HBP, AU. Draco's at it again stealing away to the Room of Requirement. Harry decides to follow him but ends up getting followed himself and nearly caught! The only way to hide... the broom closet. Result: Hermione and Harry are forever changed.

AU. In the middle of fourth year, Rita Skeeter's article about Harry and Hermione has unexpected consequences. Unabashedly Harry/Hermione. Ron stays the King of Prats that he was at that time. Rated T for language.

A vision of a hurt boy in a cupboard appears to Unspeakable Snape, but its meaning eludes him until he intercepts a lost letter addressed to Harry Potter. Alarmed, he goes to Privet Drive & rescues Harry. Now he must win the boy's fragile trust. mentor/SS

Lily was bullied & teased for being too smart & a Muggleborn, until Sev, wealthy Prince heir, decides to defend her and cause the scandal of the decade. AU, LE/SS.

Everyone thought Harry's scar came from Voldemort. But they were wrong. The scar was the sign of a rare & terrible gift, the power to call monstrous storms. Can he be taught to harness his power, or will he become a force for destruction? AU,SS/mentor

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Repost in new account bits changed and added. HPSS slash, Mpreg, underage sex Harry and Sev are bound in Harry's fifth year. Written preOOTP. Long, but not about to divide it.

AU Summer between sixth and seventh. Members of the Order begin making fun of Severus after a Death Eater meeting and Harry becomes angry and intervenes. Sirius is alive! And a berk. SLASH. HPSS established relationship.

Everyone had their expectations of the Boy-Who-Lived, but since when has Harry ever done as expected. With the Golden Boy in Slytherin and showing some remarkable skills as well as signs of abuse what is our favourite potions master to do?