Sequel to be the one. And with a conversation involving The Unmentionable Times, Shania Twain, and the value of a certain pair of favorite jeans that always have surprises in them, they were sure it was love.

AU oneshot. "I know I'm hot, but our 'romantic relationship' can wait until we're out of the classroom. Really, if you can't do the math, then get out of the equation." Math will never be the same again...

Gift!Fic for Ari. AU ShikaIno. But as she sat there, looking up at him with a crooked smile, showing her two missing teeth, and her hair in two messy pigtails, her eyes shining more than the sky he loves, he knew it was worth it.

AU SASUSAKU. "Sakura Haruno." She informed. "Why did you just introduce yourself now?" He asked. "Sweetie, you should know the name of the person who’s about to get down and dirty with your briefs.” CRACK.

[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]

How the hell are we supposed to use this room if it’s the size of a bathtub and only has one bed?” Sakura snorted and looked at Sasuke. Naruto stared at Sasuke, waiting for an answer. Sasuke sighed. "I take right, Sakura, middle, and Idiot, left"

AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. Because Ken was one handsome stud with his golden-blonde tresses and his enticing six-pack, so any girl would easily fall for him — just as easily as a boyfriend could get jealous of him. Sasuke blamed Christian Bale.

Sasuke was surprised when his usual fan from Hebi, Karin, asks him to talk to her for a bit. What will come of this innocent request? Will Sasuke even agree? Hints of SuiKa and SasuSaku. NO SASUKARI Sequel soon.

In the halls of the Uchiha estate...a soft lullaby sings a certain someone to sleep.

Self-respect is overrated. She thinks she could throw herself at him a thousand times and still the sting of cold shoulders and frozen glares could never make her hurt as much as she is hurting now. Sasuke X Sakura

[in character sasusaku snapshot] More often than not, he could be found sitting on a couch reading a book with his pinkhaired teammate sitting on the floor, leaning against his legs as she built models of chemical structures.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

Team 7. Team Hebi. Sai. Because when Sasuke comes home he brings some people with him and some interactions are more hostile than others. Team 7 never said they'd share.

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Sasuke has a new hobby and for once, it dosn't involve the death of his brother. sasusaku

SASUSAKU ONESHOT. "Salmonella-Poisoned-Tomatoes". Sasuke's three most feared words. But not as terrible as "No-Tomatoes-Sold". What ever shall Sasuke do? I'm sure Sakura can help.

SASUSAKU ONESHOT. 'List of How To Treat Your Lady Love So She Doesn’t Leave Your Home-Wrecking Ass For Someone Better'. Sasuke should have known better than to take advice from her; it was Ino after all.

Queen Sakura left on a short notice and has been gone for a month. King Sasuke sauntering over town, saw a pink haired woman in a bar. “Your Royal Highness, The Queen! What are you doing with that man?” SasuSaku [ONESHOT]