Scratch the Itch: Stories to restore your faith in fanfiction
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Founder: dundee998 - Stories: 114 - Followers: 0 - id: 83685
Sturgeon's Law (Abridged): '90% of everything is crud.' These are the fanfictions that, in my opinion, lie in that narrow 10%. These are the words to be read over and over again, revealing more meaning every time I go over them again. I hope that they bring at least a fraction of that pleasure to you. Includes: 2 cups Naruto, 1 1/2 Harry Potter, a squeeze of Avatar: Last Airbender, and a dash of varied spices. |
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 7,205 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart. DUE FOR REWRITE. SEEKING BETA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,626 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 7,188 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by Vtll reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Lost Wall by The Last Witness reviews
Something has gone terribly wrong. The Gate is destroyed, the world is different, and new enemies are gathering. Can he learn to survive in a world with magic? Harry and Edward, but not slash, because I can't write it. Reviewing is appreciated. Thank You!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,864 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Blackwand Chronicles by S'TarKan reviews
Dumbledore, despite his misgivings, offers an opportunity to a boy temporarily lost in the muggle world. There are some disquieting similarities to another student he remembers from before... [rating may increase later in the story.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,149 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
I am the Very Model of a Future Evil Overlord by Elspeth1 reviews
J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Draco M. - Complete
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 185 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Naruto: An Alternative Canon by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Small Gods by A. L. Anderson reviews
Destiny stalks the tales of man like a shadow on his trail. The battles he fights, the trials he endures, all he was destined to win or to lose. Yet the irony remains thus, Only he who wars against his destiny will be remembered in the end, until the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,504 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 747 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Three Good Reasons by Lisse reviews
Snapshots of three young shinobi. In another time and place, this would be magic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Dualitys by AvocadoLove reviews
An accident with two linked vanishing cabinets transports Prince Zuko and Draco Malfoy into a place between their two worlds. To escape they need to learn to work together, and it may turn out that the two aren't very different after all...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 96 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Draco M., Zuko - Complete
Shadow Lands by snappleducated reviews
Sakura thought she had survival figured out until she met Naruto and Sasuke. There’s more to them than she could ever begin to guess, and suddenly, everything she’s got in a world that redefines danger. — Cyberpunk AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Good Intentions by Lisse reviews
Her grandfather is dying and there is no such place as Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Felix Culpa by Ninjagrrl reviews
The felix culpa, or blessed fall. An attack from the Kyuubi leaves Itachi blind, his mind shattered and memories gone. Meanwhile, Kakashi is still recovering from the aftermath of a mission gone badly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,828 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Past and Present by CarlieD reviews
It was by far the weirdest thing they’d ever been through… The year is 2021 and James Potter and Fred Weasley, now notorious sixth-years, are about to get pulled into a crazy final month at Hogwarts, as they unexpectedly switch places with their namesakes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,701 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - James P., Fred W.
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama