Scratch the Itch: Stories to restore your faith in fanfiction
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Founder: dundee998 - Stories: 114 - Followers: 0 - id: 83685
Sturgeon's Law (Abridged): '90% of everything is crud.' These are the fanfictions that, in my opinion, lie in that narrow 10%. These are the words to be read over and over again, revealing more meaning every time I go over them again. I hope that they bring at least a fraction of that pleasure to you. Includes: 2 cups Naruto, 1 1/2 Harry Potter, a squeeze of Avatar: Last Airbender, and a dash of varied spices. |
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,461 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 3,517 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Isosceles by Lady Silvamord reviews
Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari, OC - Complete
A Brief History of Life by GhstPhantom3 reviews
When it becomes abundantly clear the impact that growing up without a family has had on Naruto, Jiraiya steps in to teach him what he needs to know. In the process, he lets it slip that... Cont. inside Rated M for language, sexuality and crude humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,547 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 312 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 3,466 - Follows: 774 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Livewire by Case13 reviews
The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,609 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Break the World by Rihaku reviews
Women forgive, but do not forget. Men forget, but do not forgive. Uzumaki Naruto can only forget so much. This Chapter: One week later, and a young Sarutobi. The Professor looks for a Demon to slay.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Captain Neji and the Hidden Straits of Death by wildcatt reviews
A mysterious prisoner. A pirate lass with remarkable aim. Betrayal, bloodshed and perhaps freedom for one Neji Hyuuga, Captain of the Royal Guards. And thus, the swashbuckling adventure begins...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,888 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Two Steps Back by H.E. Gray reviews
One person can make all the difference. AU, timetravel, Sasuke adopts Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,100 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 3,865 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Twist of Chance by MockV reviews
AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 177,237 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,467 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 2,224 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.