Unluckily Naruto finds himself the primary target of both Orochimaru's Hidden Sound village and the mysterious Akatsuki organization. However, a few choice encounters with a girl leaves Naruto with larger problems. Such as the pain in his virgin ears.

A different decision creates a clan of pariahs and places one very reluctant ninja in a position he did not ask for. In an age of war and death can friendship still find room to bloom in the Hidden Leaf?

HIATUS AU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonks