The Avengers meet their match in the privacy of their own kitchen. Spoiler-free humourous crack fic!

Natasha has not always belonged, and Clint has not always been found.

Clint Barton does not get colds. But when he does get colds, Natasha wants to put a bullet in her own skull.

Clint blames this solely on R&D. You think they'd remember to make his hearing aids freaking waterproof. Idiots. *Spoilers for the movie*

His one saving grace was his aim. Sharp, deadly, and merciless. He's SHIELD's weapon to wield. A battering ram, made to be splintered and broken. The minute he ceases to be useful, he's gone. Clint/Natasha

Clint has his own system that allows him to get new reading material without actually having to keep any of it. Mostly, it works. Until it doesn't. Set pre- and post- movie with spoilers.

In which Clint has a new hobby and Natasha isn't curious, until she is. Black Widow and Hawkeye, their partnership—and what it means—throughout the years.

Plan A didn't work out, and neither did Plan B. In which there is no Plan C, and everyone is seriously in trouble. Alternatively: Toni Stark meets Pepper Potts and Captain America, and Batman nearly has an aneurysm as a result. — fem!Tony, Bruce Wayne, Pepper, Steve/Tony.

An explosion rips through the previously quiet night. It takes Steve a moment to recover enough to think, but when he does, his first thought is for his team. He waits for Natasha's answer to round out the group. And waits.

Paperwork sucks, especially when you're having to calculate the cost of things you'd rather not tally.

Working with a partner is new for both of them. Working with a partner who mere weeks ago was an adversary is more than new, it's terrifying. Surely carrying around incriminating photos of each other will be an excellent trust building exercise... right?

When Naruto dies, he leaves behind more than his legacy, he leaves Sasuke his son. Spoilers up to 579.

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

Nothing about Itachi, she realized uncomfortably, was ever by accident...Nothing about Hinata, he realized with exasperation, could ever be considered normal. Drabble-esque.

After developing amnesia in Konoha, Hinata is sent back to Suna, unaware of her life there, or that she's married to the Kazekage. GaaraHina, some SasuHina, slight KabuHina and NaruHina.

All he wanted was to be able to live, to love, to feel truly human. She was there to grant his wish. GaaHina asylum fic.

Clint makes a sacrifice for Natasha that no one's ever made for her before, and it brings some startling revelations.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

"You had never been Viking..." Sequel to Making History. Oneshot.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock has finally managed to take down a dragon, only to discover he doesn't have the stomach to kill it. So, he sets it loose and the dragon . . . flies away. That should be the end of it, but dragons have long memories, and destiny has a funny way of catching up to you. An AU in which Toothless never lost his tailfin.

They could hate him all they wanted, but they would stay together this time. *Time Travel*

Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]

[AU]Slowly his life was being drained from the nightmares that plagued his sleep. With no answers to save their king, the council was forced to turn to the Mystic Valley, the place of a mysterious, magical race who is shunned by the world.[HV]