Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.

There's a lot of things Naruto doesn't understand about love, but there's always time to learn. NaruSasuNaru; slight NaruSaku and NaruHina. SPOILERS.

Naruto's got to get some cash and isn't afraid to break the law. Too bad he's got bad luck, a cop father, and a guy that just refuses to believe he's not gay. SasuNaru

Iruka praises him Naruto's not quite sure what to do.

Six year old Naruto has the flu and no one cares

Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.

When Dobe is Bastard and Bastard is Dobe, chaos is sure to follow. Naru/Sasu.

In which Sasuke misses Naruto too much. NaruSasuNaru. Lime.

l Sakura x girl!Naruto l There were very few ways to cheer a furious Sakura up, but this was definitely one of them.

Spoilers for Naruto 367. Collection of drabbles and oneshots centering on the Yondaime Hokage and his redheaded, tomboyish lady—their past, loves, friends and ultimately, the choices they made and the legacy they left behind.

Naruto and Sasuke have been apart for far too long. NaruSasu

“I really love-” Sasuke exhales. “-your face."..."Thanks. That means a lot.” It's Sakura's birthday. Apart from the restraining order, awkward Freudian slips and that whole love thing, there's not much going on. NaruSasu.

Post Timeskip. Sakura's curiosity leads to a unique situation that teaches her more about the true nature of a certain blond shinobi...and awakens new possibilities. NaruSaku slight yuri!sexynojutsu but mostly het

Honestly, Sakura couldn't take those idiots anywhere. Team 7 plus Sai.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009

Naruto struggles to come to terms with what it means to be a father. NaruSaku.

This was the day that Naruto dreaded above any other day at school. Everyone's father would come to see how far their child had progressed, but Naruto would be alone.

Naruto held the crying baby in one hand, a note in the other. "Thought you might like this, have fun. Suigetsu PS: He gets cranky if he doesn't get tomatos." This had to be a joke.

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu

Everyone has a snapping point, even Hinata. And when Hinata snaps, her secret fantasy becomes her new desperation: lose her virginity to Naruto by any means possible.

So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg

AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.

AU: Acousticophobia Fear of noise. With highschool, crushes on certain rosy haired females, and a unusual abnormality, Naruto definitely has a lot to deal with. Here's for rooting for the underdog. SasuNaru