Post-movie, Hamish and the White Queen. Alice isn't the only person to become subject to the Underland's attention.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

...declare that you do not have the right to rule. Panem, the land bathed in child's blood and death and excess. And the games that children play, and the wars that children fight.

collection of drabbles, mostly about Methos; crossovers abound

When John is 17, he wishes goblins would come take his annoying little sister away.

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.

G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.

07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam

Oneshot, 07Movie, not 09 compliant. Miles wasn't afraid of Sam, but still...Sam had an edge to him he hadn’t before. It was like flopping down on the comfy sofa in the basement, and gradually realizing that the odd lump he landed on was a loaded gun.

Sam/Optimus. Post-Revenge of the Fallen. Mikaela and Sam's relationship falls through. Optimus is there to offer friendship, but soon it becomes something more. Warnings: Slash, Bot/Human romance.

Destiny has something special planned for Sam

Bee muses. Some minor BumblebeeSam. Fluff.

One Shot. They have forever. But sometimes, Bumblebee wonders if even that will be long enough. Implied Bee/Sam.

SLASH/MM/PWP: Spider-Man needs a break from life, and there just isn't one to be found. What happens when an unexpected visitor comes calling at night after a erotic dream of Peter's and promises the man so much more in life? Venom/Spider-Man

Gellert was talking about wizard supremacy and laws to control muggles but all Albus heard was ‘we’ and ‘together’.

Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry

"I'm going to kill them," Ariadne said flatly when the line finally picked up. "They're dead men. Yusuf's pretty confident he's planned the perfect murder and Saito's promised to cover the legal fees just in case."

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Helen Kingsley notices a change in her daughter.

A Cardassian investigator stays on DS9 while he searches for the culprits in an attack against a Cardassia-bound trade ship. His presence causes some complications. Garak/Bashir, canon pairings