Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Many dream of meeting their inspiration, but few get to realize this wish. Shindo Hikaru just happens to be one of the lucky few.

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.

For Epiff Annie. MinatoMikoto. ‘One day she’ll marry a prince,’ he writes onto an empty scroll. ‘Now; let her have fun with the pauper.’

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

When Sesshomaru starts carrying off her sisters, thinking they can spin straw into gold, Kagome begins to get worried and decides to take action, with the help of a red-haired kitsune she found in the forest on her quest. Kurama/Kagome fluff/parody

Naruto asks Kyuubi an interesting question.

Ino complains that all the Konoha boys don’t know how to loosen up and have some fun on a Friday night, which makes the girls wonder what a fun-loving guy like Naruto does on his days off. Drinking? Clubbing? Laundry? Or something more profound?

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”

As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.

One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.

Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.

Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.

Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...

It's all so neat, really. One boy and one girl from each house. Hannah-centric. Oneshot.

A quiet girl working at an inn meets a noisy young lord, but all is not what it seems. NaruHina. Some fluff. Oneshot.

What would it take to get arch rivals Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy to work together? Try an ancient book with some magical properties, a pack of playing cards, a bunch of angry dwarves and some rather antagonistic barnyard animals! DM/HG

EdwardHermione. He still wasn’t sure how he had come to this – sitting across from a witch, befriending a witch so honestly and without hesitation. He looked at her again, the sadness in her eyes and racing through her mind.

Unsettling: having the effect of upsetting, disturbing, or discomposing. Yes, everyone thought that Luna Lovegood was an unsettling figure in Forks. Edward Cullen agreed. LL/EC

An unexpected member of the audience in the Hokuto Cup reveals the truth behind Shindō Hikaru's Go skills. Oneshot, Takes place in May 2002

He’s been a naughty boy, he knows, but that’s okay. The most his mom will do is take away his TV privileges for, like, five minutes or something, and his dad…well, his dad is kind of locked in a bathroom right now. --Family drama and chibi!Naruto, oh my!