Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru

The negative affect of a serious practical joke on a dysfunctional roommate. [sasunaru]

Sasuke wants to be cremated when he dies. [SasuNaru] I forgot to put the disclaimer in there so here it is: I don't own Naruto or its characters xD

Naruto hates Valentine's Day, but it only takes one card to change his mind. [SasuNaru][NaruHinaNaru][T for swear words]

Sasuke loves to play pretend; all Naruto wants is for him to wake up. Only real pairing is NaruSasu.

NaruKarin. It wasn't too far off to philosophize that boys would like girls who were similar to their mothers. Or maybe he just had a thing for the redheads. Who knew?

Sasuke is forced to play murder in the dark on a camping trip he didn't even want to go on. Making-out ensues. NaruSasu, SasuNaru, one-shot.

Sasuke wants to find out why Naruto hasn’t been himself all day. What he discovers will teach them both a lesson about finding warmth in the most unexpected of places. A one-shot, yaoi fic.

I never wanted to want you...I never wanted to need you...I never wanted to love you...But I do. NaruSaku oneshot...rated R for mature themes...

She had been the one to kiss him first. NaruSaku oneshot. Manga spoilers. Some mature themes.

Drabble Fic: 502 Words, NaruSasu. A hot summer day packed full of missions leaves two rivals tired and ready to go home.

While a blond turns inward, a lazy genius comes to rescue him from painful memories. Naru x Shika

Sasuke gets sent out on a mission two days before Christmas, but buys Naruto an extralarge present to make up for it. The problem is, does Naruto care about the present when he's to spend Christmas alone? SasuNaru, oneshot.

Kiba and Naruto as they should be--brash, wild, and oversexed. Done for a 50 Sentence Challenge. KibaNaru. Warnings for porn.

Sai makes up for seventeen years' worth of birthdays in one go, and a super happy funtime is had by all. Well, except Hebi, who are just too cool and morally ambiguous for this party. SakuraSai cracky fluff, fluffy crack, something like that.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

Everyday, Gaara's son comes home from kindergarten and asks his dad, Daddy, Why Is My Hair Pink?. Pure fluff, GaaxSaku. Random and funny.

Naruto's father promised to protect him from the world, but as with most good intentions, this promise falls short. Sasuke, however, never breaks a promise. And when he decides to protect Naruto himself, he'll have to defy the odds to keep his word. AU

Discontinued. Re-written as 'Wrong Side of Normal'. XD

Sakura has lived for three years with Sasuke's baby, in Naruto's home. Now that Sasuke is back, demanding answers, what is she to do? Can she love the man that left her? Naruto has to watch his family fall apart, is he willing to let that happen? On Hold.

An abrupt confession by Naruto sets the stage for a twelve hour timespan between Sakura and himself. As they learn more about each other, Sakura begins to understand what was always there while Naruto comes to a decision. NaruSaku

Continuation of my story Boom and Bust. A mission gone wrong ends Shikamaru in the hospital with a restless blond lover trying to find ways to entertain himself and put his worries to rest.

(Sequel to Fighting Thaw) After their romp in the snow, Kyuubi's powers fail and Naruto gets sick. Sasuke sucks at more than just poetry. But what does he have to tell Naruto? One-shot, slightly more than mild SasuNaruSasu.

[ShikaNaru, others] [After the Valley of End] Akatsuki is moving for Naruto faster than expected, and Shikamaru is appointed to find the blond before it's too late. And now, time is all that matters.

AU. Team7. I don't understand. This level of failure should not be possible.