Always put the customer on hold. Right off the bat. Takes some of the fight out of them, you know? Shows 'em who's boss! A 2007 CGI Movieverse oneshot from Leonardo's POV exploring the theme of 'support'. Heavy on character study and brotherly interaction

Michelangelo is aware of Leonardo's weird and adventurous tastes, but sometimes he feels he's going beyond the call of duty. Especially when bullwhips are involved.

What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

She'd clawed her way out of the cinders, leaving behind bloody feet and debts to faeries. She was Eleanor now, and the girl Ella only ashes in the wind.

Post X2. Scott and Logan were never friends. Ever.

AU challenge fic Daniel has a secret life he's worked hard at keeping from the SGC. What will happen when he's forced to reveal it?

What if Obi-Wan found more than the tractor beam's location in the Death Star files? AU, fusion with Rurouni Kenshin.

Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.

ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

Begins seconds after the explosion. The tension between Cameron and Derek Reese finally reaches breaking point.

Derek Reese won't go down in history as the greatest patriot, but even he finds stuff to do on Independence Day. One-shot. Renewed as usual on the Fourth of July.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.

AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

Set during "Vick's Chip". John Connor's knowledge of temporal mechanics hinges on linear time and the concept of causality.

Cameron struggles to suppress her terminator impulses during a game of school dodgeball. John discovers he has an unlikely ally in the future.

What does a terminator infiltration unit think about during a day at high school? Cameron POV. Cameron/John

AU. John knows bounty hunting isn't usually easy, but really. Okay, said the hacker, not even bothering to take his interface goggles off. I have devoted a significant amount of my valuable time to trying to figure out what is wrong with you.