Once upon a time there was a sennin who fought pirates as a member of the elite assassination unit, CP9. Unfortunately he wrote a book about it. Not to be taken seriously or orally.

ONESHOT Harry and his friemds get letters from the ministry telling them to marry they wonder if they shouldn't have stopped after Voldie. Rating is for some language Cannon compliant to epilogue DH HP/GW HG/RW

AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!

Harry's rage ignites in King's Cross. Now he must suffer the consequences and witness the terror that shaped the man who would one day become the pitiful, delusional, yet most powerful Light Lord in existance. Time Travel. Grindlewald. Oneshot

Oh! I understand, Naruto must have learned how to harness the power of the Akimichi! That is why he is so large!" Kakashi looked at Asuma carefully. "No he is just obese."

Naruto's been banished. Fortunately his friends don't approve of this movement.

Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic

Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.

Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

What would happen if Lily knew she & James were to die, leaving Harry alone. Who would care for him? Who would love him? Harry&Wednesday. Rating for Safety. Not abandoned see author's note.

Part of the Harry's Dimensional Spittoon Travels Round-robin. Harry has a plan that neither Voldemort or Anya will like very much. One Shot.

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

AU oneshot Dolores made a Mistake she took the DADA job

AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO

A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything

Betrayed by the ones he held dear. Thrown into the hellhole that is Ryker's Island. Innocent. Left to rot. Saved from a fate worse than death by an untainted offspring of Venom and presumed dead one Ranma Saotome was allowed to start anew.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Teamwork is important, whats the worst that could happen? . . . Oh.

During the second exam, Naruto fell into the Sea of Black Tears. see how he will fair with the power of METAL on his side. FIND OUT

At age four Harry knew more then most about the way that the world worked until Dudley brought home a game that would change the way that they both looked at the world.

Under the name Wiseman, Saotome Ranma has been the guiding force of Nemesis for nearly a millennium. Now 1,000 years in the past he and his Black Moon Clan family have a chance to change a world's future for the better as they work on fixing their own present. Ranma and Usagi on the other hand must deal with future versions of and unpleasant revelations about themselves.

The night of the forbidden scroll incident Naruto wasn't alone when he practiced that night. Someone watched from the cabin and it change not only both thier futures but the worlds. NarutoXTenten

Naruto Time Travel Challenge response. Naruto, Tsunade, and Gaara travel back in time to change the outcome of history. But they are not going to save Konoha. They're going to raze it to the ground!

When Shinji is teleported to Arkham Asylum, he is declared insane and locked away. There he falls under the sway of Harley Quinn, the Joker's abused henchwoman. Another response to Invincible Shinji's Romance Fanfic Challenge.