When death scenes are funny and its licensed video game's story makes more sense, you know something is terribly wrong. The abridged or reduced parody script of Alexander the movie.

That famous quarrel with Craterus, and Hephaestion's summary decision to return to Macedon. Alexander x Hephaestion. First chapter. T for now. Chapter Five now up!

Hephaestion has reached Ecbatana in the autumn of 324 B.C and has a strong premonition of his death. So he decides to write down his life with Alexander for himself and perhaps for future generations.

When Alexander behaves like a brat, his nurse Lanike thinks up an unusual way to teach him the error of his ways...

Alexander has no idea how much Hephaistion wishes he were home instead of his letters.

An adolescent Hephaestion returns to Macedon after 8 years away. Alexander is overjoyed but Hephaistion is not quite so sure...

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

Siblings and the ties that bind them. Bennets, Petrellis, Nakamuras, Sureshs and Sanders.

Want to know the truth about the Petrelli campaign? One intern reveals all.

Peter has more than one reason for letting himself fall.

Peter tries to get his life in order. Will it be that easy?

Arachnaphobia bites New York! Wolverine gets turned out, and Magneto meets Peter.

A horny Pete wants sex with everyone. Meanwhile, the X-Men help out.

Venom is shopping for curtains. Madness or plan?

Gambit and Torch face off. The prize is Peter, but can he fight the spider within?

Gambit and Peter got close in the Bayou. Will they get closer still in New York?

Venom gives love advice. Storm burns, and Gambit is horny.

The summer is hot. Peter and Johnny meet in an alley, and Venom plays another nasty trick.

What should have happened for Civil War.

Some people have something to say about the events of Civil War. Crossover.

Peter Parker declares his undying love for Mary Jane Watson, who vows to help him confront his fear and guilt as SpiderMan joins forces with Daredevil to break up a ring of international terrorists bent on wreaking havoc all over the Big Apple.

While trying to set up a special photograph, Peter thinks back to some of the photos he has taken of the loves of his life. Classic comicverse.

A tale of webs, capes, responsibility and humanity.

She kisses him and it feels like coming home, but her last home burnt to ashes. LukeLeia. I'm sorry if this offends you, but if you don't like it, don't read it.

Spoilers for DH. Without Harry in the picture, someone has to step up to lead those opposed to Voldemort. That someone is Neville Longbottom. This is the story of the Hogwarts Underground.