Naruto surmises that life is much like a toilet.

It's Thanksgiving, and there's no better way to ruin Naruto's holiday spirit than by not admitting how thankful you are for him. SasuNaru.

“I don't share the same feelings. I don't want you and I sure as hell don't like you.” Sasuke just had to make everything harder. Or was the world just against Naruto?

In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu

Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.

While Teuchi and Ayame were on a vaction, Naruto found his greatest enemy and the biggest insult to ramen. Topless ramen in all its beauty... Instant packet ramen.

Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke has “uke” in his name. Sasuke doesn't care. Naruto likes to point out that Sasuke looks more like an uke. Sasuke still doesn't care. In the end, who really is the uke? [A not what you think fic...?]

Wherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.

Two families at war. A boy. And another boy. A love not meant to be. What does that all lead up to? Grief? More issues? More unnecessary loveangst? Gifts? Marriage?... Atrocious poetry?

...Because everyone knows how special Sasuke and Naruto are. They just don't have hot, raunchy 'sex'. They have hot, raunchy 'hate'sex. Sometimes, occasionally. Every now and then. Just for the heck of it, really. [NaruSasu] [a hint of KyuuMada]

After meeting Uzumaki Naruto while taking a piss in a local restroom, Sasuke's life had started turning into dramafilled yaoi fanfiction. Christmas fic. NaruSasu. SasuNaru.

Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto die. Death laments the loss of his beloved chair. Wacky hijinks ensue.

In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu

Uzumaki Naruto was peddling kisses. At least four people were ecstatic at the news, and only one was of the opposite sex.

All the clues were in plain sight for everyone to see. But nobody did. The truth is the truth no matter what people believe. But what consequences might result if the truth is set free? Kami help them all. Please review, it's the whole point. [ABANDONED]

Shippūden setting. Jiraiya is fed up with Naruto always ruining his research, so he decides to teach him a lesson. But things never go as planned when Naruto is involved. Please review, it's the whole point.

Sometimes, Sasuke thinks he should be a little more wary of Naruto, a little more offended when the idiot drapes his arm around his shoulders. Somehow, though, he can't bring himself to care. Gen fic with slight hints of shonen ai, SasuNaru.

Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru

Naruto loses his first baby tooth and has a little encounter with the tooth fairy. SasuNaru...sorta

Naruto, Sakura. Sakura, the men in her life, and how they all abandon her. Usually.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

[Naruto x Sakura, Neji x Tenten] Sequel to Hindsight. In which Sasuke conspires to get back at Naruto, and it's up to the intrepid Tenten and the unwilling Neji to save the day... or rather, Naruto and Sakura's date.

The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!

Sasuke has to teach Naruto how to dance. Chaos ensues.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]