Aziraphale gets a nasty shock whilst perusing the morning paper.

some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum

Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.

[AlbelxFayt] Fayt was always very predictable. Not because of the way he acts, the things he says, the way he walks, or the way he looks, but by the beverage he drinks each morning.

It seems like such an insubstantial thing, until one has to go without it. And House does so love to play games with his ducklings.

The terrible effects of the ducklings attempting to be sneaky. Complete and utter madness. Run whilst you still can.

The day was slow and House was bored, so he used it to explore this recent gem of knowledge that had come to his attention'

A full ER and a lesson. House unwittingly demonstrates to his ducklings his unthinking devotion to duty. Just a wee one shot

It's not Cameron's fault she doesn't speak 4 languages, but it is a source of amusement for House.

‘That’s not an injury you see often these days,' House murmured. ‘What, a limp? Yeah, can’t think of a single person with one of those,’ Wilson replied dryly

What happened that resulted in me being forced to lie here and suffer through your atrocious verbal barbs' asked House dryly. Wilson smiled benignly. 'A disgruntled patient hit you with his car. No one was surprised.'

You’re obviously not doing your job,’ Wilson told him in mock consternation. ‘Minions should be properly miserable at all times.’‘Maybe if I confiscate his Vegemite...’

What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?

There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.

Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.

A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.

While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.

Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...

Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06

A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.

The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.

Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.

The Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.

BANG fic. Cristina learns a new lesson.

It was having that edge that helped her to where she was, and now, she's losing it and can't get it back. Cristina pov. [Oneshot]