Sakura has a lot on her to do list. Oneshot. Genin Team 7 crack. NaruSaku SasuSaku ...ish.

light NaruSaku, oneshot, when Jiraiya's gift to Naruto somehow gets passed on to Sakura, Naruto wishes for a miracle to get it back from her, but should he worry?

Sakura is depressed about being alone for the holidays, that is until she starts receiving gifts from her 'true love'. Will she figure out this gifters identity or will it turn out to be a horrible trick?

May 5th. Boys’ Day. A holiday in which families celebrate the happiness and health of their sons. And Naruto, who is a son without parents, makes his own celebration.

Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.

"Want me to buy you another hooker?" - In which adulthood is unsimple. Naruto/Ino, slight Kiba/Sakura.

Naruto and Jiraiya return with someone unexpected. Suddenly, a mysterious potion, a secret bet, a jealous teammate and a new rival are making Naruto's life hell, or is it heaven? NarutoXHarem fic. *THIS STORY HAS OFFICIALLY FLATLINED*

The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?

While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]

Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.

A conversation between the Leader of the Akatsuki and his partner Sasori. AU

[oneshot, Kankuro X Shikamaru] After a wild party at Sasuke's, Temari begins to suspect that Shikamaru is cheating on her and so enlists the help of her brother to track down the mysterious Hermano who has stolen her boyfriend.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Requestfic for LiquidAsh. The request: Naruto, Ino & a tattoo.

Naruto wears all orange. Sasuke had an assribbon. Who did they think they were insulting Sakura's taste in clothing?

In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.

Five different ninjas reflect on themselves and their roles with their fathers. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.

What happens when you mix Gai's team, a disgruntled Team 7, and a nursing home filled with old geezers together? Something none of the students will never forget...whether they like it or not. Major OOC, bouts of randomness, and awkward silences to boot.

[oneshot] Naruto confesses to Sakura that he wants something more than just two friends eating ramen together. NaruSaku

Naruto has done something very, very bad. Sakura intends to make him pay for it. NaruSaku. 464 words.

Drinking is a bad habit. When it gets out of hand, others have to pay the price. SasuSaku, NaruSaku

NaruSaku Winter hearts keep us warmer. Spring they thaw those around us. Summer they simmer with heat. Fall brings it full circle. Originally titled A Winter Solstice.

What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]

22 year olds Naruto Uzumaki and Ino Yamanaka hardly consider each other friends, but after a not-so-friendly fight, the two are forced to get to know one another much more personally and physically.