The Stazi orders Illya Kuryakin to "compromise" Napoleon Solo. UNCLE orders Solo to let himself be "compromised". What are the two loyal partners to do? Let's just say they... compromise. Silly slashy spy antics with a light touch of romance.

Politeness and trustworthiness are not always the best way to get things done, especially when they leave you and your partner at a stalemate that distresses you both. Illya and Napoleon find that out over various affairs and chocolate cake. Slash ;D

A brooding Illya retreats to his dark happy place after a difficult mission and Napoleon is determined to bring him back. A pre-saga story.

War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?

Loki is settling just fine into his new position as Emperor of Earth. Everything is surprisingly mundane until he runs into a green-eyed musician running a soup kitchen. Obviously, AU. No slash.

Companion pieces to my ongoing story, Ink Stains. In this, I shall throw fluffiness and occasional angsty one-shots that can't fit in my story. I would warn you about POSSIBLE spoilers, but we all know that even with that risk, and if you're as curious as

Betrayed by those he trusted, and hiding a dangerous secret within himself, Harry Potter is forced into self exile. But when a person connected to him threatens his peace, he must stand with a group dedicated to saving the World from darkness, and must fight his progenitor beside his Uncle. This is his story.

Lord Harry Potter-Black has enough of the Wizarding world. The war ended a month ago and he feels like he is suffocating. So what do you do when you feel suffocated in your own country? You move of course, Harry finds himself and his charge Teddy moving to New York to start fresh. To blend Harry has to find a job, what could he do for a living while raising Teddy? Come find out.

*Previously Harry Potter and the Paradox* The reaper, his hallows, and apocalypses, oh my! The end of the wizarding world is nigh! …Or is it? Harry Potter may be the world's only savior yet again. In a desperate struggle to save his godson, Harry fights an uphill battle to reclaim Teddy's body and soul. Travelling through time wasn't the plan, but he'll do anything to save his son.

Years before Thor landed in New Mexico, Loki was cast down to Midgard into the body of an infant. After his mortal death, Odin erased Loki's memories of ever being Lily Potter. Years later, the beginning of Harry's fourth year takes a wild turn when a certain god of thunder crashes the welcoming feast in search of his long lost nephew. Good!Loki. Pairings undecided.

The war left Harry in a bad place. After five years of caring for Teddy he decides he needs to move. Luckily America is far away and a big place. However, Harry didn't take into account the muggle news. This means that Harry does not know about the Avengers, something which Tony Stark finds impossible to believe. Summary/rating might change later on. Harry/Tony Slash.

The first spell Harry uttered in Middle Earth brought him squarely under the gaze of Sauron. As the Green Wizard rises, so shall he fall. Slow build-up into powerful!Harry, no romance, Harry joins the fellowship.

AU. Too bad for humanity, Lord Voldemort failed, and now a green-eyed boy with a temporarily undiscovered, unimaginable power, is best pals with Jim Moriarty. But that's just the beginning... Supernatural!Harry, Dark!Harry

Morgana's punishment by Merlin is to be sent to the future where she discovers a three year old Harry being beaten by his relatives. Taking the boy in herself she teaches him the things she thinks are important resorting in a much different Harry arriving at Hogwarts. This Harry will refuse to submit to Dumbledore's heinous plans and will find support in a totally different group.

Time has flowed on. Memory has passed through legend into myth. For all but one. But as a new prophecy is spoken Merlin must make a choice. Does he await the return of his king, or does he delve into a new world of magic?

During Harry's second year, the Chamber of Secrets is opened and muggleborns are targeted, courtesy of Slytherin's basilisk. But this time, the basilisk isn't the only thing that's been unleashed...HP/Merlin Crossover. VERY AU.

The world is bigger - and scarier - than you think. Magic brings a new set of solutions and a different breed of problems. One teenage British sorcerer quickly discovers this for himself, caught between wizards, warlocks, werewolves, vampires, and more. And just what's with this "Voldemort" business anyway?

Summary: Dumbledore should have never left Harry on the front steps for so long unattended, especially on Samhain. What if a certain enchantress from one of the darkest pureblood families known to date found him and decided to raise him as one of her own? What would happen to the Wizarding world? The answer: Pure chaos. Dark!Powerful!harry Crossdressing! Dumbles/Ron/Ginny bashing!

Summary: Harry Potter never imagined when he became the Master of Death that this would tangle him up in the age old battle between the Reaper and the Auditors, and that he would be forced to step into the shoes of Azreal, the Death of Universes

Several months the final battle Harry is sick to death of magical Britain, they haven't changed and the way things are going in ten years or less there will be another Dark Lord and why should he die for them again, why should he fight for the sheep who are too stupid to fight for themselves? St Louis here he comes, watch out. Harry Potter / Anita Blake x-over

What if Harry took control? Mycroft meets Harry and offers assistance in turning him into a formidable force. The Wizarding world won't know whats hit them and Mycroft... well he's fallen hard!

Harry thought becoming a Wizard was a life changing event but as his third years begins, he finds his life once again is thrown into chaos as another secret of his family's past comes to life but this time this one comes with someone to talk too.

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.