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Gary Bother and the Shiny Rock o' Magic by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Gary leaves behind his disfunctional distant relations and braves evil bowling balls, fluffy puppies, teachers who can really hold a grudge, and the occasional mortal enemy at Pigpimple School for Warlocks and Weirdos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
What Happens in Weiss, Stays in Weiss by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The Nuances of Toast, a band of merry original characters, find themselves trapped in the land of Killer Florists. Will they find a way home before being killed by irrate fangirls?
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
If You Give a Sin a Soul by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Taking your girlfriend to meet your folks is never easy, especially when your 'folks' are former homunculi. Not to mention, Reg's girlfriend has a secret that may prove more devistating that Envy's wardrobe impairment.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,484 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Wrath, Elysia H. - Complete
Lust of Ishbala by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[Lust X Scar] All Lust wanted was to die. The evil, egomaniac author had other plans. Now she's 'living' with Scar and his family... [one shot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Lust, Scar - Complete
Evangelion: Hagane No Genesis by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Or: Hoenheim of Light Saves the World With Giant Robots Piloted by his Sons. What was Winry and Hughes' past relationship? Why does Riza hate Sloth? Watch the drama unfold as Ed and Envy stomp around in giant robots! [rated for language]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Twisted StoryArch Masterpiece Theater by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The ending CartoonNetwork didn't want you to see. Rose tortures Ed, Dante, and assorted Sins, Roy and Sciesca decide that Bradley's term of office is up, and the truth behind lab 5 comes out! Don't miss it!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
One Day at the Hospital by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] What do food poisoning, trying to kill your brother, old drinking games, and vanilla milkshakes have in common? Well, they can all land you at Konoha Memorial Hospital.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Trying To Be Human by KalliopeStarmist reviews
By Popular Demand: the sequel to 'If You Give A Sin A Soul! Poor little Reg thought his problems were over. But, then, he thought his folks were dead, too. Can the littlest Sin get married before Roy gets too nosy?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Elysia H., Wrath - Complete
The Village Hidden in the Lemon Peels by KalliopeStarmist reviews
After an attack on their friends, Naruto and Sasuke seek vengence from the infamous Writer Ninjas of Lemongakure. Joined by Zabuza and his li'l friend Haku, they have to hurry, because things are heating up in Konoha, and they may be its only hope.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Uncle Dearest by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] A Twisted StoryArch Masterpiece. Temari's To Do List: Do dishes, make sure Kankuro eats, and dispose of her uncle's body before Gaara gets arrested. Just a typical evening, really.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
One Day by the River by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Several Short Stories Starring Sloth by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The Military's resident snobby secretary tackles workaholism, parenting, Elrics, and all of reincarnation's other little quirks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,376 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Sloth - Complete
A SugarySweet Christmas Tale by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Take Christmas Cheer, add ninjas, a hearty dose of humor and some sappy fluff, mix well. Sprinkle lightly with crack pairing. Serve as a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Sort Of by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] Temari's taking forever to get ready, so Shikamaru has a chat with Kankuro while he's waiting. After all, the two of them are friends. Sort of. [Kankuro X Shikamaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kankuro - Complete
The EDO : Join the Resistance! by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Ed is not all he appears, and when his evil plan goes into motion, the fate of humanity may rest on the inhuman. Ed is clever, true, but the Sins aren't done yet... [oneshot AU]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Winry R., Envy - Complete
Trouble Brewing in the House of Sand by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Gaara's parents before he was born. The version your Uncle Yashamaru didn't tell you. If you've ever wondered why Mom didn't tell Dad exactly where he could stick Shukaku, then this may be your fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Mysterious Hermano by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot, Kankuro X Shikamaru] After a wild party at Sasuke's, Temari begins to suspect that Shikamaru is cheating on her and so enlists the help of her brother to track down the mysterious Hermano who has stolen her boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Kankuro - Complete
One Day at the Playground by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sasuke, tell you what, why don't I take you to the park? You can meet some kids your own age and stop bugging me. [Oneshot baby!nins]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Babydoll by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:SasoSaku, fluff, oneshot:. Wherein Sasori learns what it means to create something of beauty, and Sakura learns that good, evil, kindness, and cruelty do not follow social expectations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Dante's Divine Sitcom by KalliopeStarmist reviews
The life and times of Anime!Pride. Because the only thing more traumatic than having Envy as your older brother is not getting any screentime to complain about it. [Spoilers, and lots of them]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Führer Bradley, Envy
Fairy Godmother Shukaku by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Temari was rather fond of Shukaku, at least, she didn't have a problem with him until he decided she needs a boyfriend, and he's just the demon to find her one! [ShikamaruXTemariXItachi triangle, lime]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
NaruHina NejiHina Battle Royale by KalliopeStarmist reviews
As long as there has been fandom, there has been a battle between Naruto and Neji for Hinata's affection. Today, the battlefield is a series of very short oneshots. Place your bets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
THE Party Fic by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Or There's a Ninja On the Ceiling. Our favorite genin have a little bash at Naruto's house. Be prepared for Twister, Karaoke, DDR, bad movies, and drunken ninjas. Definitely drunk ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
Jurassic Love by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Omi goes to his brother for dating advice, Schwarz struggles to raise Nagi without killing him, a new assassin group appears, and then Ken's been watching the Smurfs... [crack fic... duh.]
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Omi T.