Hermione needs help examing Dark Objects. In comes an expert, Lucius Malfoy, to help her. One item in particular will cause her trouble, and he will find that he needs to protect the little witch, who by the way, he thinks is quite fetching these days.

Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.

My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1500 positive reviews!

One Shot! Harry asks Hermione some odd potions questions and ends up with an odd side effect.

Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.

A conversation at the Pearly Gates between one who is slightly dead, one who is very dead, and the ArchAngel Gabriel. [Warning: Christian Themes abound!]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

“It is no longer necessary for me to coddle the progeny of my former associates. Nor is the Dark Lord any longer in control of with whom I spend my time.” AU.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.

AU. Harry Potter has a perfectly nice babysitter. But he'd rather have a mum. COMPLETE.

Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.

We know dementors are sentient. But do they fear? And if they do, what?...An example of what a dementor sees when it encounters a boggart.

Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione attempts to save herself through the use of an old magic.

Severus is remanded into Hermione's custody because she is his next of kin. This news startles both of them. Complete.