A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...

There are only two things in the universe that are inevitable. Usually.

What if Hermione had been just a bit more ruthless during OotP?

Just what did the Weasley Twins do to Professor Snape on Harrys birthday? Why was Mrs Weasley so surprised? And what does neon green armpit hair have to do with anything? Oneshot.

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

Mission!fic. Future!fic. Of all the things she thought she'd do in her life, agreeing with a demon wasn't one of them. Sakura centric, Kakashi centric. Written for the prompt 'The Tell-Tale Heart' for the Poe Challenge on the lj comm kakasaku.

SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.

Eliot, Parker, Lucille, a shoelace, a fire truck, a Red Ryder BB gun and an hour to burn.

Dr. Cal Lightman is asked to attend a party and determine whether the guests are who they say they are. He meets a fascinating group of people who very clearly aren't. Or, Cal Lightman meets Nate Ford and co.

After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.

The Leverage crew goes to the movies. This is more difficult than it sounds. TWP: team!fic without plot.

During Harry Potter's second year, Severus Snape hears some unwelcome truths from a fellow Professor...

Levy's feeling a little bite from the Green-Eyed Monster. Gajeel arrives to allay her fears in his own brusque way. Rated T for his potty mouth.

The team takes a job at a Renaissance festival...in costume.

In which Parker gets a pet and the rest of the team has a panic attack. Silly gen teamfic.

"He'd seen her like that before, when that charlatan psychic had exposed her deepest, darkest secret. Eliot had wanted to kill the man, then. Just like he wanted to kill whoever had put that look in her eyes now." Parker/Eliot friendship

Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*

Gajeel might wonder why Levy is in Onibus on her own, that doesn't mean he wants to end up on a mission with her, but he might not have a choice. I wouldn't call this a romance, but there's definitely something between these two. Rated for language.

Levi makes a plan to win Gajeel's heart, or whatever part of him is up for grabs, but along the way manages to snag something that might be even more dangerous. Rated T for language. Chapters alternate POV Levi/Gajeel. Complete. **BONUS CHAPTER 2 POSTED**

Bored out of his mind, Ranma decides to teach himself a new martial art: Aggressively NonAggressive Defensive Combat, otherwise known as Hug Fu. However, he neglects to tell Akane that she's his training partner.... Many thanks to FrameofMind for giving m

Akane looses a bet to Ranma and now must pay the consequences. A little piece of fluff oneshot.

Post Ultimatum. With nowhere else to go, David Webb/Jason Bourne goes to Nicky, as well as sort how his feelings for her. But old enemies of Treadstone don't want either of them alive. Jason Bourne/Nicky Parsons.

It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.