AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

“A woman is like a teabag – you never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

Scarlett and Snake-Eyes have been captured by one of the Marvel universe's most notorious mercenaries! Now if only they can get him to shut up long enough to formulate an escape plan . . . Crack crossover, humor.

The Doctor has a helping hand from nature when it comes to Rose and her pretty boys.

Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.

A waitress keeps noticing unusual couples at her place of work. A Skip Beat future-fic, Ren/Kyouko pairing.

LME Hits a Landmark 25th Anniversary. To celebrate, Lory leases an entire resort in Sapporo and sponsors a company vacation for the holidays. With Kyoko turning eighteen, will Ren finally make his move? And why do mysterious things keep happening?

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

To each his or her own – Ron, the wand; Hermione, the cloak; and Harry, the stone.

It's two years since Miranda and Mal is getting back on track. He's just been taking the long way.

Crackfic. Time travel, pop culture refrences, cursing, and oh yeah Joes shooting dinosaurs. M for swearing. Lots of swearing.

RanmaxAkane. When desires are suppressed, they can emerge in unexpected fashion.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.

Fire Lord Zuko, Leader of the Fire Nation, Master Firebender, swordmaster and Nephew to the Dragon of the West meets with Kanna, Gran-gran to Katara. Third in my Proposal series.

A collection of vignettes spanning from Rapunzel's sixth birthday to her wedding day.

Hatter's never had a problem with being too concise before...

Who's your daddy?...Sigh, now a two-shot.

A revelation leads to a couple of explosions, in different senses of the word. Mixed RGB and movie continuity. Janine/Egon

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

A series of grisly murders and a string of strange names leads Jane and the crew to the 'University of California, Berkeley', where a figure out of history awaits them... Dedicated to Yaba, the encourager!

Her friends don't like him very much.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

They reminded Balthazar a little of he and Veronica in their early days.

This sorcery thing was more complicated than Becky had initially thought.