...Who's the Beachiest One of All? My take on the pie trap meme started by TinySprite and WillWrite4Fics. Needless to say, crack fic. I'm afraid it's not much of a trap, or of a pie, but hopefully it's still entertaining.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

Magic, swordsmen, and a kingdom in peril. Old version. This is being rewritten as 'For King and Country', found on my profile.

P&P Darcy had been a young boy when he'd given the promise, but he intended to honor it. He would only ask one woman to dance, and one woman only: The one he intended to marry.

Owen discovers that waiting for a six-year-old to get a lift back to her real time isn't as easy as it looks. Especially when that girl is Rose Tyler.

Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic

Has there ever been a cargo that hadn’t caused trouble for the Serenity crew? Maybe the bobble-head dolls. CSI crossover

Two not-so-unique individuals meet in a high school classroom

If Nephrite had problems, they were small ones. If Ami had doubts about her friend's husband, she rarely voiced them. But with enough bad luck, a lot of small problems and doubts can become a huge mess...

It's not just Slytherins who can be subtle. "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …" Oneshot Twincentric

Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.

“Princess,” he said seriously, interrupting her thoughts. “When was the last time you slept?” TrainxEve. Twoshot

Usagi goes on a quest to find the perfect Christmas present for Mamoru, but she is unaware that Mamoru is the one who owes her a gift.

(Complete(First Season, MoonMask) “A stupid, lazy crybaby…that’s all I’ll ever be. And he deserves better.” Sailor Moon struggles to accept herself for who she is.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Xander and five others wear "civilian Power Ranger" costumes for Halloween

Cordelia gets a guest appearance on a television series... Galaxy Quest. Main Characters: Cordelia, Willow, Alex Dane

Sequel to 'With Special Guest' Cordelia is asked to return to the cast of Galaxy Quest as Princess Mirabanna. The role will be far larger than any of them expect.

Myka, Pete, and Claudia go in search of a certain artifact. Just some light hearted fun!

The Dark Tournament will never be the same again now that Team Higurashi has arrived. One-shot

Spock reluctantly accepts an invitation in order to fulfill one of Amanda's greatest wishes. What will he learn as he gets to know the human side of his family? Spock, Uhura, the Grayson Family. Flashbacks of Sarek and Amanda. Complete.

Post 2x20 the Hofstadter Isotope. Sheldon calls Leonard out regarding his relationship with Penny.

Post- Episode for 'The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition' P/S 'ship. Alicia's arrival, and words, cause Penny to doubt her relationship with the guys.

[TMNT 2007] Lillith Stone is an accountant at Winters Corp. One night, looking out her window, she notices green clouds, a swirling vortex and hundreds of Foot ninjas. Hyperventilation ensues.

Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.