Sheldon's to blame. Penny's furious. The guys are helpless. What's a string theorist to do? Episode-style fic featuring the full cast, with a focus on Sheldon/Penny. Based on the prompt "pinkslip" from the LJ Paradox community's Fiction Friday. Complete.

Jiraiya was a self-proclaimed super pervert. He loved women. It wasn’t unusual for him to frequent a place like this. That didn’t make this kind of thing right. A different look at everyone’s favorite perverted Sannin.

An accident on Sho's set has Kyoko dangling off a balcony with her immenent demise at hand if someone doesn't save her. She doesn't trust Sho..but what about her Fairy Prince?

As a Cousland, Anastasia is MORE than noble enough to become Queen and yet Alistair is still muttering some nonsense about duty whenever he's not complaining he doesn't want to be King. Looks like she's going to have to force his hand at the Landsmeet...

HYxRP--Complete--Maxwell, I had a beard over half my face, white hair covering my forehead and glued to my eyebrows, and store-bought mag glasses obstructing my vision. I couldn't have been looking at her in any way that you could tell from five feet away

House finds a stray cat on his porch and takes it in, intent on using Steve McQueen to prove that cats and rats can indeed be friends.

Mozzie and Elizabeth bond over tea whilst Peter, Neal and Hughes find themselves in the middle of the worst timed robbery ever.

All Téa wants is some ice cream, but between rude waitresses and an ice cream shop that seems to focus on selling everything but ice cream, it may not be as easy to get it as she thinks.

Post movie: Anya and Dmitri have a game they play.

“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku

Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!

(Complete) Like many of you, the thought of these two, together, made me want to puke. But then I wrote this story, and realized that they didn't belong with anyone else... (continued in 'Goku and Bulma)

The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.

Take five Immortals and one Watcher. Put them in a Level Three snow emergency. Add an unlimited qantity of beer. The result is ...

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.

There are some mistakes a man is never, ever supposed to make with his girlfriend. But, well, Snake-Eyes is only human... SE/S

..You do the impossible. Snake Eyes, with RipCord, BeachHead, Flint, Scarlett. Based on scene from GI Joe Resolute, which hatched a plot bunny. How DID Snakes know he could use a birdman suit to freefall to the ground to sneak attack SS's troops?

Watching one's girlfriend get hit on is not what Flint would call "entertaining." F/LJ; SE/S

Flint's bluster never impressed Lady Jaye, so how did they end up together? A little bit of everything – action, adventure, angst, humor, romance. Marvel Comics-based, Flint/Lady Jaye and some Scarlett/Snake Eyes. Finished!

The first time he kissed her, she slapped him so hard, she left a welt. NejixTenten.

It's Girl Scout Cookie time, and Harry is not going to get away without buying some.

After Thirteen is fired again, she runs into Chase and forces him to listen to her most recent tale of woe. Not to worry, he assures her. If she just ignores the fact she doesn't work there and keeps hanging around, she'll have her job back in no time...

One day a CBI Agent and consult walked into a bookstore, where a writer was signing books with his muse, a NYC cop. Pure fluff. Castle/Beckett with hints of Jane/Lisbon

RanmaxAkane. The martial artists of Nerima are being laid low by an unstoppable fighter. What drives him?