AU started as Parody of the turn Harry into girl Wizengamot gets stupid. Wrote itself in another direction. first chapt is general fiction no pairing after that is pure romance HP/OC Rating for some language.

YAHF but why should all the costumes be American when the proprietor isn't? Xander dresses as the last human alive...

This is my take on the fourth year and what should have happened in an ideal Harry world to reward him for his shitty life. Give it a look and tell me what you think. HP/AJ/AS/KB

It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7

He has his mother's red hair, his father's face, and most importantly, he has two of the best friends a Jinchuriki could ask for. His name is Naruto Uzumaki... and his tale is a bit different than the one you remember. AU, Alt!Naruto, CadetBranch!Hinata

There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.

AU: Honestly, what were the odds of Uzumaki Naruto running into his only surviving relatives in the middle of the marketplace? Slim to none, right? Too bad the odds never mattered to the luckiest and most unfortunate genin in Konoha. [Not 367 Compliant]

Memoirs and hidden journal entries of various Naruto cast members. A series of one-shots meant for humor while following a certain theme. No real ships, but hints at various ones for each 'installment'. This is purely for humor.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.

Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL

We all know what happened that one Halloween night in Sunnydale but someplace else in the world something else happened at the exact same time.

Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

Hogwarts is alive. Familiars are more than mere pets, and Harry Potter has a destiny far greater than he knows. Enemies of the Heir, beware, for under his guidance a new future will be forged, either for good or for ill.

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.

My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.

One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.

AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?

Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.