Harry discovers Metamorph abilities early in life and hides them. When he meets another of his kind years later, he's in for a rude awakening. His abilities could mean his death. Thief!Harry.

During a particularly hot summer, an accident at the Dursley residence leaves the world without a Potter. Good thing a group of divine beings like to disagree with Fate! Reborn as a shapeshifter, watch as 'Harry' discovers who he is, what he's here to do, and what it feels like to finally be somebody else! Shifter!Harry; Fem!Harry; Harry/Multi

An escape attempt gone wrong caused a chain of events that led to young Stannis Baratheon getting knocked on the head. Instead of the Mannis the Self Insert wakes up with hunger knotting his belly. It's the late stages of the Siege of Storms End by the Tyrell host and the situation is looking dire. Will knowing that it probably wont last much longer make the hunger gnaw any less?

"The first Valyrian were a sheep-herding folk… but then they learned magic, they tamed dragons and built an Empire. Well, dear Uncle, they won't be the last to do it." Gweneth Baratheon had an objective, an goal. She was the true daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister and the change this medieval world had been waiting for. Self-Insert Week 2016

The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.

An SI finds himself waking up in Joffrey Baratheon's body. What do you do when you're handed the reigns of the Kingdom, and near absolute sovereignty? Whatever the fuck you want it turns out. (Story is Dark and focused on Smut. Noncon, Coercion, Blackmail and Bondage are heavily featured. Still ends up going better for most of the characters than the show does.)

Myself, reincarnated as a Hutt. One-shot, will re-write of extended version if enough people want it. Hard M rating for realistic Hutt behavior.

How an American pimp conquered the Wizarding world... One trick at a time.

An altered and extended version of Play To Your Best Card. A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Satanism, brainwashing, and, some serious psychopathic behavior too.

When he dies on the second Death Star, Darth Vader is transported to his younger body, during the start of the Clone Wars. The galaxy will never be the same again.

One night you fall asleep in a hospital bed on Coruscant. Then you awake a dimension away. No Force or magic. Not even a bit of cybernetic enhancements to give you an edge. Just the body of a bastard prince, who lives on borrowed time. It's too bad for the locals that they got a Sith stripped from his arcane powers and thrown in the snake pit that is Westeros.

A modern American man finds himself in Westeros. Armed with foreknowledge, semi-modern technology and with Seven years to prepare, can the new Lord Hunter Whent of Harrenhal decide who wins the Game of Thrones?

Ever watched a show and thought, "I could do that way better than they do." Ever seen a character with power and scoff at the way they misuse it? Ever contemplate what choices you would make if given a chance to take their place? The things you would do differently? Don't. Don't do that. Take it from me, you never know who might be listening. (A different sort of Self-Insert.)

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

Colonel Makepeace of SG-3 finds himself in a chamber of alien horrors and grotesqueries.

SG-3 is ambushed on a soggy planet where humans hold both an irresistible fascination and a nasty surprise for the native carnivores. SG-3 fic: Col. Makepeace, Lt. Johnson, Maj. Warren

Keeping the Stargate program secret is a nearly impossible task. Thousands of people are involved at various levels of the program, from the leader of SG-1 to the janitor that cleans the toilets of the SGC. Sometimes there are loose ends that must be severed. His job is to deal with those loose ends. TWOSHOT - new epilogue chapter!

The Aschen thought they could subjugate us, make us dependent, strip us of our defences, and slowly doom our race to extinction. Our greatest heroes lie dead, and we as a race are dying. But we're not going to just sit down and let ourselves be condemned to extinction. We're going to make them pay for every life they took before it began. 2010 continuity

The problem was that we were a dying race. Our resolve was strong but our numbers dwindled: countless centuries of war have taken their toll and only a few of us survived to this day. So when we were offered a chance to save our species, what choice did we really have?

The serpentine creature swam back and forth in its tank, aggressively beating its tail against the walls in an effort to find a weak-point. Its scales glistened under the lab's fluorescent lights, already turning from a milky-white to a dark grey signaling it will soon be ready to abandon the juvenile aquatic lifestyle.

They called her Mother of the Tok'ra, but before she was that, Egeria was just another Goa'uld queen. This is but one of her origin stories.

(COMPLETED - Chap 4 revised) In less than two years a baby came from nothing to be able to talk and interact with the world. Then something strange happens, and you have a 'normal person'. But what if the curiosity and thirsty for knowledge isn't killed so soon, but encouraged? What kind of person you will have, and how far could they go? Let's explore this possibility...

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.