A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

Originally Snow Fox written by Kurama Kuchiki, what if Naruto had gained a bloodline, what will happen? NaruxHakuxHinaxTayuxYugitoxA maruxOC, no exceptions with the pairings

AU: What if there was more to the Evans line than thought? What if Harry grew up with some Other relations....?

They say power corrupts and expect someone with a power unknown to the greatest powermonger of his age to be a pure and pristine as any human can be. They might be in for a dissapointment.

what if Sandaime did the sealing? what if the Yondaime cared more about standing then his family. what if the Uzumakis had a bloodline? find out here. strong/naruto! cold/Naruto! not perfect yondy.

A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?

After the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Sandaime entrusts Naruto to his old friend Master Roshi, the turtle hermit. Now after 15 years he returns to the village to begin his ninja career. NaruXAnkoXKureXTem NaruXHarem

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

An anthology collection of started yet unfinished, potential fanfiction stories written by myself, involving anything my depraved twisted mind can fathom or invent. It seems to be a highly popular style of writing of late, so I thought I'd give it a shot.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Minato Namikaze makes one mistake while sealing the Kyuubi No Kitsune within his son, the results are not seen until a few years later. But needless to say, they are Demonically shocking. Demonic-Naruto Naruto X Moka Naruto X Kokoa Badass Naruto R&R

This is the life of Uzumaki Naruto after he succeeded in retrieving Uchiha Sasuke. As he moves on as a brand new shinobi, he must deal with the repercussions of the mission. To the day that he dies. NO PAIRING! EVER!

What if Naruto was kidnapped by Kumogakure the night of the Hyuga Incident? Taken in by a fellow Jinchuriki in preparation for his training to become the ultimate weapon, but when the time comes will she bow down to fate or rise up to protect him?

Part 1 of AU X-over DH/LOTR. A haunted & disturbed Harry Potter is thrust through the veil to 'save' the fearful wizarding world from a potential Dark Lord. Followed by a faithful friend they begin a journey that will change Middle Earth forever. HP/LL Re-edited 14/12/2012

Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.

What if Naruto unlocked a bloodline after his fight with Orochimaru. Who did he get it from? Sakura/Sasuke/Kakashi bashing.

As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.

For years Xander Harris hunted monsters. Now he finds himself locked up with some of the most dangerous human monsters the world has produced. Whatever else he may have to do, his hardest task may just be to survive.

Multi-generational "James and Lily live" story. Harry Potter embraces both his Shikima and Welsh heritages while the magical world focuses on Daphne Greengrass, "The-Girl-Who-Lived." A H/multi fanfic that incorporates elements of "La Blue Girl".

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This is an expanded version of my one-shot I posted earlier.

Set during Book 4, this story departs from canon after Harry hears the clue in the egg, when he experiences an unexpected and eye-opening encounter with his best female friend. One thing leads to another, with a much more pleasant conclusion to the year.

A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.

The night Harry's parents die, the last Soul Reaper Death himself goes to collect Harry's soul only to find that he is not dead, and that he has high spirit energy. Death takes Harry under his protection, and trains him to become a Soul Reaper.