The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura

And all she wanted was to take her pet alien for a walk. — OkitaKagura

Loser. I hope your ship crashes into Uranus. — KaguraOkita

Sequel to Pumpkins and Ravens Main Pairings: Kakashi/Iruka, Sasuke/Naruto and others Part of my 100 themes challenge.

Uchiha Sasuke, a prominent business man, never gets a day of peace or an ounce of silence. But what happens when he gets exactly what he wants? Will the silence be too much to bear? SasuxNaru and other various pairings

Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru

Sometimes Naruto doesn't always think before he acts. NaruSasu

Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu

Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru

There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru

AU kakairu. A tale of doctors, languages, eye-patches and two very silly men.

-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete

The title says it all. Haha. Kakairu

Renji smuggles in some cigarettes from the other side, but of course, when it's forbidden, he expects his Captain to show up. Byakuya does. But he tells his lieutenant that not everything in their world is forbidden. [Yaoi ByaRen]

A senseless rumor is out, and rampantly it passes on from tongue to tongue. Byakuya, who hates lies above all, is not just to let it go, not when everyone thinks he's dating Renji, so he decides to kill the rumors in a different style. ByaRen One-shot

Renji so hates his captain at the moment for countless valid reasons. He is resigning from his lieutenant post and there's no stopping him…maybe. ByaRen Oneshot Yaoi

And Grimmjow says, "I'm filing a complaint against Cuatro Espada.", to which Aizen asks, "What seems to be the problem?". Grimmjow then growls at Ulquiorra, "Sexual harassment, that's what." UlquiGrimm GrimmUlqui SzayelStark Ulquiorra's POV

On drunken nights, Renji's dreams are filled with Byakuya doing certain things on him, affectionate ones to be precise. However, the lieutenant is quite convinced that these aren't dreams but, in fact, a reality. One-shot ByaRen RenBya

Kakashi is exceptionally brilliant in everything he does…almost. Asking a particular someone out is one thing he has to master, while jealousy he has to conquer. Genma comes to his rescue. Oneshot. KakaIru.

I'm Duo Maxwell, an all in all sexy beast. Just about every girl wants me. Unfortunately for them I'm as straight as the letter 'S'. And unfortunately for me I just so happen to be crushing on the straightest guy in school.-REVAMPED

All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto

Behind the wheel and wide awake. 8059. Yamamoto/Gokudera.

Leon was used to living alone and going through the motions of his easy but dull life. But when a strange blond crashed into his bushes, he was drawn into a world no human ever dreamed of. AU, LeonxCloud.

A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.

It happens so easily, this chemistry between them. It's effortless, quick-moving like wildfire and just as unstoppable. Leon/Cloud law enforcement!AU.