AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.

Elevenyearold Harry Potter finds a mysterious book in a mysterious room after sneaking out to visit the mirror of Erised. It will change his life. A Harry PotterPirates of the Caribbean xover. Set after 'At World's end' and during Philosopher's Stone.

Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

AU Left on the Dursleys' doorstep, Harry is kidnapped by Moody and taken to a better home. However, misfortune follows him wherever he goes and he is soon at an orphanage, ostracized and alone...that is, until he's adopted by Nicholas Flame. On hiatus

Waking up on his 5th birthday covered in animal tattoos results in Vernon abandoning Harry at an orphanage. Are they simply tattoos? Of course not. An AU tale of a very different life for Harry Potter

What if Harry Potter was given a book series about... himself? What would happen if He read the books we all know,and love? Well he'd probably be smarter, stronger, better equipped,friends with Death,and in a war with Voldemort and Fate.It's just a guess.

People are not always what they seem to be. The magical citizens are divided and war has erupted. Harry Potter is the child of legend and Prophecy and he must bring down the ones who betrayed his family and others.

Since before the founding of Hogwarts there has been a secret society of witches. Working from the shadows, they correct the mistakes made by others. Their current assignment-Harry Potter.

In the summer before Harry´s fourth year Sirius makes his godson aware of his social status in the wizarding world.

Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?

AU, post fifth book. Without a Portkey, Harry is forced to fight his way out of the Cemetery at the end of the Fourth Book. He is tortured, hunted, and learns how to kill to survive. A story of the hardships of recovery and rebirth.

Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained

AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.