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They're fics. That don't suck. Mostly gleaned from my alert list, this will be pruned whenever a fic goes down the toilet and so hopefully it'll be a safe reading experience for all. |
What Makes Humans So Strange? by
Talos1988 reviews
Shepard is not truly human. She struggles with her nature and those around her. She wants to learn how to be human - but is this the right path for her? AU Mass Effect/StarCraft crossover - more details inside (I do suck at these things...) Rated M due to strong language, adult themes and strong violence.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,391 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Zerg, Shepard (F)
Falling Stars by
Bill Morgenthien reviews
The Crucible has fired, irrevocably changing the very definition of existence. How can those who survived come to terms with a galaxy where everything has changed? In a galaxy where the divide between blood and machine has closed, how will those lives touched by Shepard unwind in her absence? How will the Shadow Broker's will change what Shepard left behind? Post-Synthesis.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,668 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Harbinger, Javik
Skipping by
missmissa85 reviews
You don't just skip through sixty years of American history. The results are often quite painful, as a young intern has to explain to an Army captain out of his era. .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,265 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Dyed Bones by
CGKrows reviews
Death has lost sight of her Master. It thoroughly pissed her off, and left her without a clue. Death's nothing but a moody, lingering entity bored out of her mind until Nick Fury decides to crash into her modern lifestyle. Can Death find the one she has been seeking before she gets way in over her head? Who are these Avengers stopping her? What is Fury hiding? (INCOMPLETE)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,752 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - [OC, Harry P.] Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Snake and the Spider, Old by
Rain Seaker reviews
Harry was exiled from the Wizarding World after the war. Almost destitute, he finds a job that makes full use of the skill set that he has. On the way, he meets a young spider whose skills match his own and a partnership develops. Being Revisied.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,052 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Hello, Time Bomb by
Mussimm reviews
The success of an undertaking is not determined by its necessity. The Lazarus Project was never likely to succeed.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 145,183 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
From Across the Galaxies by
Lord Darth Master reviews
Just as the Sith move into position to overthrow the Galactic Republic, an old friend returns to known space and Darth Revan is sent sprawling across time and space. Post KOTOR I & During Mass Effect 2.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Revan, Shepard (M)
Officer on Deck! by
GypsyReaper reviews
Sequel to "Responsibility." C.O. is back! There's comedy, comfort, and chaos as the kitten brings havoc aboard the Normandy and her crew, as told through a series of one-shots. Rated T for implied adult situations and language. FemShep X Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,833 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Meanwhile by
pirate kit reviews
Small things that happen during the 'Limbo' storyline, 'Meanwhile' is what takes place back on Earth when Grunt finds a small survivor among the rubble after the Reapers. If Shepard managed to raise a bouncing krogan boy... how hard can it be to raise a squishy little human kid?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,772 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - U. Grunt - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by
Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 5,059 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Mass Effect: Iron Rebirth by
Mashadar reviews
Killed in action, Shepard is deemed lost to all save those who run Project Lazarus. But when betrayal strikes well before the Project is near completion, only one option is left to save him. An experimental brain to machine transplant. The Iron Rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 140,180 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Shepard (M)
Stars Fade by
totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,216 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Varric T., Hawke (F)
Seasons of Change by
mutantlexi reviews
Sometimes, you find the one. Sometimes she finds you, but the path to happiness is never easy.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,084 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Emma F./White Queen, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
Shoals of Dust by
Luminous Beginnings reviews
Tides of light have stolen him from where he belongs. Alone, he must stand and fight, in a galaxy where he stands as the last of his kind. The burden placed upon his shoulders is of the hero he replaced. Now he waits until he can hand this burden back.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Harry P.
Blood from a Stone by
sisirongana reviews
Shepard's used to bad odds, but Saren was a pushover compared to the situation with Harbinger. Especially upon discovery of two things: that Harbinger can possess more than just the Collectors, and that she's kind of in love with Miranda Lawson.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,856 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (F)
Our Love Is Problematic by
Finn Solomon reviews
Shepard finds himself falling in love with the violent, complex woman known only as Jack. This is the story of their relationship from Mass Effect 2 and beyond. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Mass Effect 3 arc now in progress!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 359,641 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (M), Jack
Mass Effect: Emergence by
Darje reviews
Shepard awakens from the Lazarus Project a full week too soon, but his memories are playing catch-up with his early wake-up. Another aboard the station seeks freedom, and works together with Shepard to escape Cerberus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,753 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard (M), EDI
Mass Effect: Freelancers by
Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom reviews
A down-on-her-luck quarian on her Pilgrimage becomes desperate enough to sell herself into indentured servitude and is taken aboard the MSV Sulaco.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 197,856 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Lia'Vael
Stargate: A New Era by
DN7 reviews
It's been 15 years since the first mission through the gate. When President Hayes visits the SGC to start talking about disclosure, a discovery about the Stargate Network will change everyone's understanding of the galaxy. AU fic, after SG:U, T for now
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,659 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
Broken Chains by
Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3288 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Beyond Grave Peril by
Random Shinobi reviews
Even when stranded in a strange world, Harry continues to make waves. Friends are scarce, but there is no shortage of those who would like to see him drown in the swell of his own making. And what are the true motives of the beautiful Summer Lady?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,734 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Aurora
Heir To Zod by
TheLaughingMan1 reviews
General Zod found a way to continue his line by hiding a crystal containing his unborn son's genetic material in the Kawatche Caves. After investigating the magic of the Native American tribes, Lily and James Potter went home with something extra.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,964 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Kara/Supergirl
The Lord of Light by
Darth Marrs reviews
Where the hell is Harry now? Third in the Forever Mage trilogy begun by HP and the Four Founders and continued in Forever Mage. How will Darth Vader and the Emperor deal with a wizard born long ago in a galaxy far, far away?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 238,517 - Reviews: 2014 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,821 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Leia O., Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Helping Hand by
Rex Tims reviews
Luna Lovegood has only one person she considers a friend and will go to extreme lengths to help him, including helping him find love with as many women as he can and convincing him it's the right thing to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,937 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
To Boldly Terminate by
Battle Fries reviews
A temporal anomaly has sent Cameron into the 24th Century just in time for the war with the Dominion. Can the crew of the USS Enterprise-E help her find a place in this strange new world? Crossover with Deep Space Nine. ON HIATUS - TO BE CONTINUED
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Cameron
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