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They're fics. That don't suck. Mostly gleaned from my alert list, this will be pruned whenever a fic goes down the toilet and so hopefully it'll be a safe reading experience for all. |
Freak of Nature by
michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Champions by
Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 9,179 - Follows: 9,158 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Damascus by
drakensis reviews
When the fate of the world rests upon the shoulders of one person, best to hope that it isn't a blind, chi-crippled child...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,600 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Toph, Mai
The Power He Knows Not by
Nom9de9Plume reviews
Just before his fifth birthday Harry is visited by someone who reveals that he is not only a Wizard but can also use something called the Force. Will be Independent Harry/Hermione Chapter 12 now up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,914 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,604 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nargelites by
PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 2,487 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Thing About Contracts Is by
Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 2,489 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Heart and Soul by
Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6406 - Favs: 10,803 - Follows: 8,028 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Life Goes On by
mjlt2 reviews
After the events of fifth year, Harry experiences a slightly different summer than what he may have originally expected... not that he's complaining. Post-OotP. Eventual Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 64,575 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Wild Stallion by
Eric Thorsen reviews
Harry Potter meets Ranma Saotome... the universe will never be the same again. Harry is 15 and has just lost his godfather. Ranma is 17 and has just made an interesting discovery. NOT SLASH! Chapter 7 is UP! Minor edit for spelling.
Crossover - Ranma & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,752 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Ranma, Harry P.
Greenery by
Cyborg0 reviews
Harry Potter has nothing left but to contemplate the emptiness of his universe. Standing over the corpse of his defeated foe he realizes that he has lost already. But something changes, and he discovers there may be more to the universe than he dares hope
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,116 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Slayer Dimension by
Apocalypse Thou reviews
Thrown into a parallel dimension during the final battle with Voldemort Harry finds himself stranded in a world where Demons exist and the world is protected by a young girl; The Slayer. Will he be able to return home? Will he want to?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,590 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 2,814 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Buffy S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Science of Magic by
Newhobby reviews
After the war Harry finds he's not satisfied by the challenges remaining in the magical world. After finding out he's the last heir to Merlin and a chance encounter with a group of muggles in an underground vault, maybe he'll find his way.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Harry P.
The Scottish Connection by
Itsme66 reviews
Harry may not have been as isolated as the Order thought, in the summer after 4th year. Rated for alcohol abuse, swearing, innuendo, and maybe a naughty scene or two later on. Unbeta'd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Katie B.
And Now For Something Completely Different by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry and Luna head to Gotham to visit her Uncle Alfred. Things don't go as anybody expects, least of all the supers of Gotham... HP/Batman crossover. AU.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Harry P.
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by
TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by
Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by
Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 5,844 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by
James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 7,163 - Follows: 2,929 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
His Own Man by
Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 14,157 - Follows: 15,606 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Mahou mo Ken by
Enterprise1701-d reviews
When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 151,685 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 2,149 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Fair Trade by
BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 697 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Could Be Happy by
redknightalex reviews
In a world where Gina isn't revealed as a Cylon when Pegasus meets Galactica, Admiral Cain has to deal with the consequences of governing the rest of humanity in her own unique fashion. AU from "Pegasus"/"Razor".
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - H. Cain, Number Six
What Are Terminators Made Of? by
Red Hope reviews
Sequel to "No Programming". Cameron and Sarah stop Sam but inadvertently set off the time machine that's set for 2028. Now, Cameron must safely lead Sarah to the Resistance in hopes they can return to 2008. Femslash. Sarah/Cameron.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,141 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - [Cameron, Sarah C.] John C. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by
bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 9,848 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by
jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
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