The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.

Some story elements really unbalance the plot. In Sixth year, Harry comes across another path that just cries out for exploitation. One-shot.

AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.

Dumbledore's meddling, forgiveness attitude and I-know-better and careless behaviour had far stronger consequences than he expected.

Harry/Fleur. AU. Crack fic. Harry is prone to accidents. When magic, accidents and Harry's unique Luck get mixes together… well results can be pretty amusing.

James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up

The day Chloe Decker learned that her partner was the devil was the day she and her daughter vanished. But even if Lucifer can't find them, trouble . . . even murder . . . still can.

The night in the graveyard, produces a very different result as Harry discovers things he didn't know about his heritage. Before he only had a castle, now he has a whole wide world to get himself in trouble. At least he has his responsible godfather along for the ride. That should help... right? Or not.

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.

Who would've thought that a different mindset and being the heir to a most ancient and noble house would've made such a difference? Not Voldemort nor Dumbledore, that's for sure. AU because most characters have common sense. Harry/Multi. Intelligent, powerful and competent Harry. GreaterGood Dumbledore. Further warnings inside.

The defining moments in our life are not always sought after, or even noticed when happening. It's not until later, can you look back on them and see them for what they really were. Harry was about to have such a moment. And it all started with Dudley Dursley.

Albus Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice sacrificing an innocent child. Too late he understood how terrible that mistake had been... Harry Potter was not what he wanted him to be, he was not what the magical world expected him to be. He was not a replica of James, instead he had inherited more of Lily, far too much, in many people's opinion. Powerful&Intelligent!Harry

Oneshot about a slightly more mature Harry dealing with Draco's badges in the Triwizard Tournament.

"Now," said Nicholas looking at his young guest, "Hermione dear, you do know about the theory in which the universe is expanding and then it will contract and explode and again life will bloom, correct?" Hermione nodded, Nicholas smiled and added, "Well, the same is true for the souls, every soul is given a second chance, Everyone." A fic by Madie080802.

Hermione Granger just wasn't herself anymore. But maybe, with the help of her old friend and a little bit of time-travel, she could stop that from happening again. - Some Weasley and Dumbledore Bashing - Eventual H/Hr

(Now revised with help from mab70) Harry doesn't want to go to Hogwarts. Albus insists. Let's see they fight!

Once upon a time, one of God's children demanded free will. Millennia after, He's still ashamed of how the situation took place and hesitates to interfere with his son's life as a result. Until Cain almost costs Samael everything. God just didn't count on being convinced to reconcile with his son in the process. Picks up from the S3 finale. M for themes. Eventual Deckerstar. H/C.

Harry and Sirius decide to work on their own plans, and ignore all the plans that Dumbledore had. Some bashing of Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, Ginny and Hermione. Character deaths.

Harry frowned. "Why are you trying to help me?" he asked. "Not that I don't appreciate it ... but I think most of Slytherin would enjoy seeing me end up as dragon food." One-Shot, First Task

When Harry arrives at Gringotts, Hagrid produces the key but there's nothing else proving that the child is Harry Potter. What if there is a dark story behind the origin of the Boy-Who-Lived. Bashing Potters, Sirius and Dumbles. Good Goblins and Harry's adventures at Hogwarts. HEA in the end.

Breakfast is the most dangerous part of Harry's day but today things go worse than usual. However, it turns out for the best.

Harry dies in his battle with Voldemort in the graveyard but Death gives him a second chance and the tools necessary to defeat the so-called-Dark-Lord. However Harry is not alone as he restarts his journey. There is someone else who remembers the way things were. Someone he would have never expected. A Slytherin.

Chloe Decker learns that her partner has never lied to her. Picking up at the Season 3 cliffhanger.

Andromeda Tonks is tired of watching her daughter chase after men she feels are nothing but trouble. When she learns of Nymphadora's interest in Remus Lupin, she decides to try and trick her daughter into pursuing Harry Potter instead. When she succeeds, the only question left is how they will survive the deadly duo that is the Boy-Who-Lived and his metamorph girlfriend.