remembering that the milkman gets to the doorstep at about 4 am, is any decent man going to just leave a baby on a doorstep? Another reason why wizards might do better to study muggles more closely rather than just despising them.

another exploration of what happens if Harry gets a bit smarter about the Triwizard when he realises that hostages are going to be taken and fears it is going to be Hermione. Nobody can get at a potential hostage if she's hidden in the Chamber of Secrets, Oh, and there's a lot of potion ingredients to negotiate with Snape. Well-meaning manipulative! Dumbledore. Ron improves.

In which Harry is contemplating killing himself before the Triwizard tournament can do so, and goes to ask Professor Moody's advice ... as soon as Barty Crouch leaves his office. Suicide issues.

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

When Vernon Dursley goes further than usual, a scandal arises in Privet Drive. However, the walrus didn't manage to complete the job. Severus Snape, chosen by Dumbldore as a replacement abuser, has a small epiphany and sets out to do some manipulation of his own. Rated for the early abuse.

Herein one or two one-shots, to which I may add more if the mood takes me, which cover the monsters from the id or other such trash which seem like a good idea at 3am when woken by drunks/cats/bladder/toasted cheese lying heavy

Harry learned a lot from the Dursleys; how to take care of number one was the major lesson. Distinctly grey! Harry. Combat gardening to be found within. He makes some unexpected friends too, and will you Puffs quit chanting 'Badger! Badger'

The Dursleys did not take well to being threatened by the Order of the Phoenix after year 5, and Harry has a desperate idea and calls upon Kreature to help him fake his own death and disappear. Rated for implicit violence and dark themes. No Ron bashing, irritating Dumbledore.

in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.

The Dark Lord won; and it's all thanks to the Dursleys. However Petunia has a second chance to do better by her sister, and to change the future. Oneshot. This didn't go quite the way I had loosely planned but hey, it wrote itself so I'm not complaining. Mostly Marauder Era. Smart!Petunia

Harry Potter is not the son of Lily and James Potter , he is not even mortal. He had discovered about the magical world despite the many manipulations of the supposed leader of the light Dumbledore at the age of four. Harry's not being mortal and the discovery of the identity of his parents will be the biggest shock to every being in the magical world.

Dont Fear the Reaper" challenge, by user Reptilia28 - Harry dies and is given another go, but he is given not only his memories but something else to help him through. he and his soul mate are granted the ability to treat life like a video game. Written for NaNoWriMo 2017

Molly eavesdrops on a conversation between Harry and Teddy after Ron and Hermione's engagement is announced. AU. After Deathly Hallows. Starts R/Hr. No bashing. Romance/Angst.

Legend got the story of the Deathly Hallows wrong. Death had introduced them into the mortal world but not as a reward for cheating him. They didn't make one a Master of Death, either. They had really been introduced for recruitment purposes, a fact that Harry came to discover after losing Sirius and resolving to seek revenge on those who have wronged him. SLASH. HP/OMC

When Harry Potter is found by a intelligent device seeking help it changes is life forever. In fact, Harry has finally arrived at Diagon Alley years before he was meant to.

A little planning and resourcefulness makes a massive difference in Harry Potter's life. He soon comes to realize who his friends are and not. Harry Many. Rating may change. disclaimer: Sciber Dude wrote the original story, but I am adding on to it once I am done with proof reading and editing the first 20 chapters

It's the end of fifth year, Sirius is dead, and Dumbledore didn't help matters with everything he revealed to Harry. Harry wants to be alone and there is only one place in the castle he can think of where no one will be able to bother him. Pairing: HP/MB

After a curse kills him, Harry makes a proverbial deal with the devil when he takes up an offer to relive his life. Watch out Wizarding England, Harry's no longer your sacrificial lamb, and he's doing things differently this time. Madness, unexpected changes, and unlikely romance add even more chaos to the mix. Will the wizarding world survive intact? Nobody knows. WIP/Rewrite

One responsible adult realises the inevitable (much earlier than he would have under a different author!) and decides to do something about it.

What if Lucifer the Adversary, the Abomination, the Assbutt, was Lucifer Morningstar? A series of short blurbs/vignettes/drabbles.

The truth is finally revealed. Lucifer and Chloe both need to challenge and overcome their fears to let the bond between them heal and strengthen. As an investigation on a dead priest shows connections towards Lucifer, hell starts to break lose quickly and the events are not only endangering the Detective and the Devil, but could possibly change the world as they know it.[COMPLETE]

The Fates and Death decide to Revert the mistakes they made. They even the playing field by returning both Harry and Hermoine to before Hogwarts, so that they may organise and plan for the war they know will rear its ugly head. Harry wakes up to find all three Hallows on his person and a note saying his only true friend was also returned to the past.(Independent Harry and Hermione)

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*

After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT