named for the sexy no jutsu hidan must perform. how will he take it, and more importantly, is he going to kill kakuzu over this? kakuhidan fluff

sasori's called the Red Demon for a good reason. yet deidara insists on challenging the redhead's power. war naturally ensues. sasodei, yaoi, series, a little kisaita too!

short drabble based on an old poem. sasodei fluff, oneshot

just a bit of cute fluff. what happens when sasori has to deal with a drowsy partner? sasodei fluff, oneshot

wherein deidara crosses the line between what belongs to him and sasori. sasodei fluff, oneshot

sasori is the master, and deidara is the puppet in their relationship. that's how it has to be, in deidara's mind. sasodei yaoi, dark, oneshot

deidara's hiding something, and sasori is determined to find out what that something is. sasodei fluff, oneshot

wherein deidara stays out in the rain, and sasori feels guilty. sasodei fluff

the other akatsuki members keep telling sasori deidara's mission has been delayed. how long will the akasuna have to suffer? sasodei fluff, oneshot

itachi is horny, but it's not his hand that he wants to take care of the problem. kisaita yaoi, oneshot, a bit of bondage as well X3

what exactly does one get kisame for his birthday? itachi may not know, but deidara has an idea X3 kisaita yaoi, a bit of sasodei, oneshot

kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot

beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!

everyone has nightmares. but what does it take to scare an immortal masochist like hidan? kakuhidan, fluff, rated for nightmare sequence

hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot

pein and konan depserately need to go out for a night, but what happens when the base is left in t in capable hands of the other members? oneshot, bits of fluff, nothing much though if you don't go for shounen-ai/yaoi

Third part in the Akatsuki saga. Maybe the kids should have thought their plans out a little better; that way, they wouldn't be pursued by so many people now. Akatsuki, kisaita sasodei kakuhidan peinkonan zettobi

Second part of the Akatsuki saga. A new gang has come to town, and threatens the supremacy of the Akatsuki. sasodei kisaita kakuhidan zettobi peinkonan

The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan

The Akatsuki has pushed the nearby village a little too far; now they have to try and make peace with them. Of course, things can never be that easy when demented rouge ninjas are involved. Akatsuki, light on the pairings here

Cleaning out on moving day results in unpleasant things for Hidan and Kakuzu. light kakuhidan, zettobi, and sasodei

There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.

This is Lord Draco's story. Fear is just as important as love. Love encourages us to be better. Fear makes us human. The absence of either can create monsters. (For those of you unfamiliar with my Code series, this won't make a whole lot of sense.)

Sequel to The Code. Draco's part of a team of code breakers, translating messages from Ministry spies overseas because of Death Eater threats. Bill is a contact in France.7th year, not HBP compliant, summary inside

Part 5 of the Criminals 'verse. A hand plucks the comm from Tobirama's ear, and he glances up with some annoyance to see Madara scowling at him. "I thought you were a lawyer, not Catwoman," the Uchiha huffs. "And haven't you noticed this is the eleventh floor, you suicidal moron?"