The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to Sort another year's students...and deal with a BASILISK?

Gilderoy Lockhart assigns a poem in CoS, about his defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf, and here are the poems. Oo; Pretty stupid.

What if Wagner had written the X Files?

When Sara steals Greg's precious Blue Hawaiian, he swears payback, but what will be the consequences? Watch the drama unfold as the nightshift is divided in a war of revenge against each other... Sandle

Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?

Oliver gets Percy to take a study break- with some interesting consequences. Co-authored with wordweaver.

Fred and George set Percy up with...guess who. PO Slash. Still not OoTP compatible. FINALLY UPDATED! Complete- Last Chapter!

It's the 10 year Hogwarts reunion. Percy's smashed, Oliver's intrigued and Penny proceeds to meddle. Slashiness ensues, to the delight of all. Percy/Oliver slash!! *FINAL PART UP!*

Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava... English Language avenges itself on Yoda... the Bunsen burner strikes back... Star Wars poetry standards die... Limerick attack! And more. UPDATED

It's Del Ironfoundersdaughter's first day on the Watch. The streets are mean. The crooks are, well, crooked. And Mama isn't here to hold her hand anymore. (Well, actually she is. Just don't tell Sgt. Anthracite.)

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

Frodo encounters strawberry yogurt. Needless to say, chaos ensues. Warning: Involves the mysterious Nearby Picnicker, Gollum, and lots of screaming. Approach with caution. [ONE-SHOT]

A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]

One turtle must do the unthinkable. Will he survive? There's only one way to find out!

I always wondered what would have happened if Harry’s parents had been alive when Harry and Ron flew that car to school, especially if Sirius and Remus were at their house at the time. So consider this an AU story.

Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r

And it started out as just a routine investigation... (X-Files/HHGTTG crossover)

Leo and Raph are at it again, but just how does it affect their little brothers?

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

Josh, Donna, a chinchilla. General mayhem and confusion. Many misunderstandings ensue. A touch of angst and a pinch of romance

The guys think about what it means to be ninja and Splinter learns to never leave his sons in the same room to punish them. Some mild swearing and alot of innuendo

Can Mikey be victorious in this battle?