HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

[COMPLETE] What if everything you thought you knew was a lie? A false truth for the purpose of deceiving everyone you call friends? When Sirius dies Harry gives up on the lies. Prepare to meet the real Harry Potter… DMHP [Ok, the entire thing is NOT CANON

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.

11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.

10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.

9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.

8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.

7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?

6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.

5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.

Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.

Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.

Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.

Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.

COMPLETE. OneShot. November 3, 1981. Three days ago something impossible happened to their Lord. Now five of the Dark Lord's most loyal followers must investigate his supposed downfall.

COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

A parody of Harem stories What happens when James and the Mauraders get extremely drunk when Harry is born. And what happens when Harry reaps the repecussions?

The usual Harry gets sent back in time to the Marauder's seventh year but with some unique twists of my own. Please R&R. HPSS SLASH Sequel now complete

Dumbledore’s plans for Harry will not work as expected with Dr Donald Mallard in the frame. HP/NCIS crossover - complete

Hermione discovers many interesting new uses for Chocolate Decadence ice cream one late night at the Burrow. Who doesn’t like a little unrestrained selfindulgence?

Hermione Granger thought her life was perfect, but in the space of 24 hours her life is turned upside down.

PWP - Hermione has always run to relieve her frustration and insomnia. She's now discovered a more pleasurable way of accomplishing the same thing!

Hermione's having fun celebrating the end of the war with her friends. But there's someone who can make the party a whole lot better...