They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

A sort of a love story.

A series of five paired scenes based very loosely on one model of the five stages we go through when we grieve: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression and Acceptance. So you may gather from that there is some angst involved. Post 'Chosen', Buffy and Spike

‘I can’t stand burnt toast. I loathe bus stations. Terrible places full of lost luggage and lost souls…And then there’s unrequited love.’ A brief encounter and some soul searching.

Buffy finds more than she expected at the launderette. Post-DMP, pre-Dead Things.

Alternative season 6 and 7.

Buffy and Spike go to a vampire convention. And it is not a date, dammit! Set in S6, just before Hell's Bells.

It's something that Buffy knows all too well: they never really tell you how to grieve.

They're all on the same team now, but Xander can't get the bathroom out of his mind. Spoilers through Season Six. Warnings: discussions of attempted rape.

The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?

A fanfiction about Hermione writing a fanfiction about herself writing a fanfiction about herself. Quickly dissolves into parody territory. [Comedy! One shot, so you can just read this, then you and I will pretend this never happened.]

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

-Kakasaku- The first time he sleeps with her, he doesn't love her. A non-traditional shinobi love story: because once ninja are involved, the whole process gets a whole lot more complicated.

Sakura turns to give him that little smile- the smile he'd last seen when she was twelve, and damn it hurts to see it; she's eighteen and his student is dead. A take on what might have happened if she had followed Sasuke in defection. AU -KakaSaku-

It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura

SiriusPetunia—- "Do you take pleasure in scandalizing me?" -— eleven times they're almost something; in the end it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional, and know one knows this better than The Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up.

Harry Potter, trying to find a counter to the Killing curse, stumbles on something much more important. (Wheel of Time, first age)

Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

"Tell me, Lily Evans," asked the Sorting Hat, "why did you agree to come to Hogwarts?" / My (extremely last-minute) entry for the So You Think You Know Your Character Competition on HPFC. Chapter titles inspired by pop-pop-bananas. [Word Count: 6,920]