Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

Edward takes Bella. Oneshot.

Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.

Unofficial sequel to esama's Sisyphus. Harry remains trapped despite doing everything to finally get it 'right'... or did he?

The Mirror of Erised doesn't show first-year Harry Potter his family. In fact, he doesn't recognize the image at all. But the reflection sparks something in his soul, and Harry starts remembering a life that isn't his. NO pairings w/Harry!

Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.

Sirius isn't gay. Neither is Remus. They just happen to be sleeping together a lot. Obviously, this contains slash.

The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.

Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.

Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.

::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

When the Marauders meet for the first time at Hogwarts, strange events start occurring around Remus Lupin and Sirius, James, and Peter attempt to solve the mystery. Warning for Whimsy. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.