Harry bonds accidentally with Tsu'tey and thats when things start to get weird. [Now to be multi-chaptered]

A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?

ONE SHOT: What happens when Edward has to go hunting and has his brothers Emmett and Jasper babysit Bella? Will Bella be able to handle the craziness that comes with being a part of the Cullen family?

Charlie and Bella have known about vamipers there whole lives. Charlie's mom/ Bella's grandma is one. One day Bella is at the Cullen house when she finds out that she's blood relatied to one of them. Find out what happens when she tries to bring her broken family back together.

When Edward leaves Bella in NM, the rest of the family refuses to leave. Realizing that Edward could never leave his True Mate, meant Bella was not his. Bella and the Cullens move forward without Edward in their lives. What happens when Edward does come back? Has Bella been changed? Does she ever find her True Mate, or does disaster come calling?

: 2 years after breaking dawn, Bella and the cullens find a box of books on their front porch..What could it be? no other then the twilight saga books!Will they decide to read them by their self or bring the wolves, bellas parents, and friends into the li

The first of a series. Alice finds mysterious set of books in the bookstore, that mentions Edward on the blurb, so the Cullens read the books to find out why...

Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.

Johanna "John" Watson was never going out drinking with a stranger again, never no matter how good looking he was. It just wasn't worth it. Not with the surprise wedding, the heads in the fridge, the psychotic older brothers who are the British government, the crazy killer cab drivers, the drugs busts, and the violin playing at all hours of the night. No drink was worth this.

After Tony Stark learned that his older sister, Joyce, had passed away, he traveled to Sunnydale to meet his nieces. That's when things really got interesting.

Shikamaru always knew that he would marry a girl from another village. When he is twelve, he finds out that her name is Naruto. When he is sixteen, Naruto comes to Konoha. ShikaFemNaru, ArrangedMarriage!AU, Rated M for chapters to come

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

Naruto woke up to a black-haired, green-eyed toddler sitting on his chest. The accompanying letter claimed that the kid was family. What other choice did he have but to take the child in? Fifteen year old genin, saddled with a kid, and still a virgin. Ero-Sennin was never going to let him live this down. A Naruto adopts Harry story.

With a lack of teachers for the end of the year, Hiruzen calls upon a newcomer to the village for help. How will this effect the future when the Rookie 9 is guided by Harry Potter? His reach won't be limited to only Konoha either.

Naruto couldn't get enough of Harriet James Potter Black. FemHarry

Hatake Kakashi is reborn as Sirius Black's son. While drunk and celebrating the birth of James' heiress, the two best friends decide to betroth their children via a marriage contract. After all, then they'd finally be actual family... Eleven years later, two orphaned children get the surprise of their life. (Fem!Harry) (AU!) (Reincarnation!)

In one life he was the Demon of the Hidden Mist now he is the Demon of Hogwarts. Oneshot. Harry is Zabuza.

Dreaming of Sunshine based fanfic. Being reborn once was discarded as a cosmic accident, being reborn a second time is a little bit more suspicious...well you know what they say, third times the charm.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

The Doctor and River are on a date in Hawaii, when River sees someone familiar.

Amy Pond drags Jim Moriarty into Stark Tower by his ear. Natasha assures them this is all perfectly normal.

7 year old Hayden is invited to attend a school for ninja, and when she accepts she's not only trained in the Shinobi arts but finds out about her magical heritage. Now living with her distant cousin and her family, what kind of surprises will Hogwarts get when she gets back? fem!Harry, fem!Naruto, Uzumaki!Lily, Uzumaki!Hayden, SasuNaru, some bashing, multi-crossover, rated T.

Set at the end of third book. Hermione's parents died in an accident. Now she has to deal with the fact her father was not who he pretended to be and an uncle she had no idea existed (and neither did he).

Challenge by acepro evolution: An attack awakens a bloodline thought dead in Naruto - the Mokuton. With it, he can become one of the most powerful shinobi in the world - if he manages to survive the shinobi, bijuu and clans first.