This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.

Dean still didn't like witches, no matter how cute his Sammy was now.

God has an odd sense of humor, no really he does. Why else would a flock of Angels be calling him "Mother"?

Petunia and Vernon make mistakes. Harry plays with marbles. Marbles become more that just a game, in one little boys hand. NOT SLASH! NO PAIRING!

After graduation Xander is sent away from Sunnydale. On he way he has a little job that involves his family. His real family.

Xander was tired. After the fall of Sunnydale he had traversed Africa. Now back home in the states he runs into the one thing he really didn't want to. His real family.

After Erebor was retaken by the dwarves, Bilbo was exiled and left to travel alone to the Shire. Years later, when he's settled down into some sense of normalcy, the dwarves realize their mistake at dismissing their thief and set out to make things right.

.:C:. AU. Billa didn't know she was about to fall violently in love, not when she first heard that the dwarf king Thorin was looking for a new partner. Her main priority was still to just go home and make second dinner for herself, forgetting the entire thing ever happened. She didn't realize all of Erebor would never be the same. fem!BilboxThorin.

"Oh, I have use for brothers, Mycroft, but that doesn't mean I want to talk to them. And Q, shut up. Don't make out that you're any better, Mummy's told us all about this James." In which Sherlock broods, Q has a crush, and Mycroft is the only mature Holmes brother. Now a multi-chaptered story.

Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!

Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.

AU. Bilbo Baggins hoped no one would know of his predicament, especially Thorin Oakenshield, King under the Mountain. Bilbo/Thorin; mpreg. You have been warned. R&R, x (title may change)

Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around

A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.

Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.

[AU] In which everyone survives, Bilbo manages to pick up a dragons egg, and is now landed with a dragon for a son.

There was a reason why Konoha's clans tried to keep their children from reaching Genin status before their twelfth birthday, a Genin is an adult in the eyes of the law. Now Uchiha Fugaku is left to regret sending his heir off to the Academy ahead of time.

HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.

Danny has a secret and if there is any justice in the World Steve McGarrett will never find it out. Or, how this is a story about how Danny is (sometimes, really only sometimes) a girl.

-SLASH- Summary: Everyone knows who Danny Williams is. He's McGarrett's partner, a Detective of Five-0, a Jersey boy and a haole. That's all he is. Right? Wrong. What no one knows is that he is also a famous writer.

Harry's painstakingly rebuilt world is destroyed again; then he meets Clint Barton, the sharp eyed archer from the renowned Avengers team. Left broken and pregnant, can he be put back together again? Does he even want to be fixed after everything he's been subjected to or will his love for his baby and the support of the Avengers pull him through the very lowest point of his life?

Bruce Banner hid many secrets in his life, but none were more heavily guarded then the fact that he had a son. His name? Harry Potter.

AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?

Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.

Laura leaves Derek in charge of her daycare for a week, and he's got eight toddlers—werewolves and non—driving him crazy, not to mention the beautiful boy that just walked through the door. AU.