When Lucifer tries to bind Death to him, he finds that someone already beat him to the punch: Harry Potter, Master of Death, who has decided firmly that he wants nothing to do with the apocalypse. Unfortunately, he never really could stay out of trouble.

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.

When Odin realizes that Thor won't be enough to stop Loki, he finally decides to send his ultimate weapon, his third son, Prince Hadrian, who had once upon a time been the human wizard Harry Potter. Slash. Pairings up for debate.

Being abandoned by the Dursleys in Japan and ending up saving an innocent woman from an attack hadn't been in Harry's plans for the summer. However, he will continue walking the same path as his Family. Slash.

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry

Coming out of detention with Professor Umbridge, a darker Harry takes revenge on her. One-shot. Warnings are inside. New chapter added.

An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.

The predictably under-attended funeral of Bellatrix Lestrange has an unexpected guest. — Andromeda/Bellatrix, Narcissa; oneshot.

Reborn had never disagreed with any of the ninth's decisions, but when the Vongola boss sent him to Japan to train Sawada Tamaki, the hitman started to think that the ninth had chosen the wrong twin…

Just before his third year. Harry finds his mother's school trunk in the Dursley's attic. Inside he finds a Japanese katana augmented with several charms and runes and documents he was supposed to have seen his eleventh birthday! Now, armed with his mother's "anti-magic" sword, he will carve his own path and embrace his more Slytherin side in order to defeat Voldemort.

Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE

Hedwig writes a letter to her owner after her passing.

The Trolley Lady doesn't really mind living on the train.

Monday was tall and handsome, with pale eyes that matched his hair, and he was always strumming his guitar in the common room when you were trying to read. / Dolores Umbridge had seven relationships.

What if Sirius had the other two-way mirror on him when he died and Harry found that he was able to talk to his godfather and parents though it? Not to mention, meet all those others who went before? "Sirius Black? Sirius Black!" "Pads, is that your pocket talking to you?" "I dunno, but it sounds like...no way, it couldn't have been there the whole time...Harry!"

She always wanted a girl.

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.

Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU

At the first Annual Vongola Alliance Conference under newly appointed Decimo Tsunayoshi Sawada, the mafia world is shaken to its core: for the first time in memory, Reborn arrives with a plus-one. But who is this man to have snagged the attention of the world's greatest hitman, and what does he have to do with a recent mysterious rash of grizzly murders?