Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.

Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.

In which Evangeline is given the script of a typical crossover and she reacts accordingly. Unfortunately for Naruto, he just happens to make a far more attractive girl than he does a man, and Evangeline just happens to be curious about things. Also Konoemon has the worst timing imaginable.

A Tie in with RSDM from an Omake I sent Tigee86. Just before Saito was summoned By Louise he was transformed into a cabbit just in time for her spell to blow him up. Now he not only has to deal with being a familiar in a strange world, but a fuzzy pet too

I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

While at that miserable little shack, Harry Potter reads D. Gray-Man. Takes place during the first Harry Potter book. One shot.

What if Fate discovered the wonders of marijuana before the start of the series? Not meant to make much sense.

What happens when Phineas and Ferb get their hands on the Necronomicon? Let's find out.

Exactly what it says on the title. Orochimaru always was a petty bully, but this time, a simple prank to screw with the future generations went too far.

Mito Uzumaki used a different way of defeating the Kyuubi, and Ranma fell in a different spring. What does this mean for the rest of the Nerima Crew? Story unfinished and likely to remain that way.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.

Tsuna's world is turned upside-down when his life becomes a video game. Or maybe that's just because 'he' isn't really a boy anymore? /"Hieeeeee! What do you mean the male character isn't unlocked yet?"/ VideoGame!kind-of-fem!Tsuna

CRACK. The universe decides to take a wrong turn. Or, in which Osamu and Co. finds out that Yuuma's a girl.