Harry gets the Puzzle, Voldie gets the Pyramid of Light, and a whole bunch of other people get the other items. Insanity shall prevail. Up for adoption.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

7th year fic. Hogwarts is the safest place in the Wizarding World. What happens when its teachers are struck down and it's separated from the rest of the world, leaving the students to fend for themselves? No slash, pairings undecided. No HBP or DH.

Harry grows up in Azkaban feeling nothing but anger towards the ones who put him in hell. When Dumbledore finds out his mistake, it's to late. Harry is past forgiveness, he is beyond redemption. Wrong-boy-who-lived. DarkHarry. Blood&Gore COMPLETE!

Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.

Harry Potter, devastated from the death of his godfather, has been shoved into the strange world of St. Louis and in order to solve these new murders, Harry has to cooperate with vampires, lycanthropes,and one angry woman. ABHP crossover.

Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later

UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra

AU. Akihiko is a somewhat jaded author with severe writer's block when Takahiro introduces him to Misaki, his blind little brother who has been in hospital since the car crash. Together, they try to forge their own way through life. UsamiXMisaki

HPFF7 xover He'd defeated Voldemort and brought peace to the wizarding world. He'd also died a martyr. Thousands of years later, a Doctor intent on surpassing Hojo resurrects him. Harry's not happy but soon finds out he was brought back for a reason SLASH

Discontinued. Indicted, imprisoned, kidnapped, and Kissed, Harry manages to survive and gain powerful allies. Now, he bides his time for the perfect chance to strike. AU after OotP. Dark, powerful, independent, Dementor Harry.

Harry Potter was abandoned at a early age, but was found and given to a local street gang, how will Dumbledore and co. react to a fully independant Potter, uncooperative Potter, a drug taking, hard rock playing, Muggle Minded Potter? Rewrite of the story

AU to PS. Starts with Harry's visit to Diagon Alley. Follows the general outline of PS, but diverges from canon. HarryMillicent. proactive Minerva intelligent, observant and socially active Harry manipulation attempts by Dumbledore, Lucius, Voldemort.

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

[UP FOR ADOPTION, SEE CH 20 FOR DETAILS] The World of Wizards is autonomous to the World of Muggles, except in one case, The Crown. AU Harry/? not OC Political!Semi-super!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbles, Founders involved Happens right after "Order"

It was only one kiss... So why can't Dante stop thinking about it? NeroxDante. Yaoi companion/sequel to Homophobic Tendencies. Because you asked for it! On hold till further notice...

Canon bks 1-5 AU thereafter. Starts at the end of Book 5, where the warnings given to Vernon produce the opposite result. New Prophesies are revealed which spell trouble for those who want to control Harry. Rating changed due to violence. HHrL NG RSB

Cedric survived the third task, and he and Harry both escaped the graveyard alive. In an attempt to keep them hidden from Voldemort’s new obsession, the two are moved from country to country until 3 years later they end up in Forks, Washington. Twilight x

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

Harry is saved by the Dursleys' abuse from a beautiful Panthera named Cole. Cole has vowed to protect his new Master at all costs, and becomes Harry's new pet. SLASH

Join Harry as he: flees the Dursley's, defies Dumbledore, throws parties, plots with Slytherins, hunts Horcruxes, and acts like a teenaged boy. Sixth year. NOT HBP compliant.

Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Harry was left on the doorstep at the age of one. What would have happened if the Dursleys had done what they were supposed to do? What if Harry got a proper childhood and knew of his magic? Independent!Harry and Slytherin!Harry Warning: DH SPOILERS!

An accident in the Department of Mysteries forces Harry fourteen years into the future where he finds himself trapped in the middle of four warring factions in a much changed Wizarding World. Independent Dark Harry.