The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

FANTASTIC BEASTS SPOILERS! What if the Dursleys had been a bit more devoted to beating the magic out of Harry? Newt Scamander and Albus Dumbledore both have long and dark histories, but there is one thing they both know. They would do anything and fight anyone to prevent the death of one final Obscurial.

We do stupid things when we're angry...like wandering the Chamber of Secrets alone in the middle of the night. Mistakes like this are easier to hide when they aren't following you around, whispering advice and invading your personal space. InvoluntaryApprentice!Harry. A basilisk wasn't the only thing Hogwarts kept locked away for centuries.

In which Senju Tsunade takes up the office after the Yondaime's death and makes the creepy little Uchiha Heir her assistant. Uchiha Itachi dealt with the job as he did with everything; a little too well. Damn, where on earth did he put her secret stash of sake and how the hell did he manage to find so much paperwork?

Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.

Happy Halloween! Maddie finds a strange toy airplane in a field, and it leads her to learning some very interesting things about her family. A spooky oneshot to celebrate the dead.

A kidnapper learns the hazards of kidnapping Kuroba Kaito and demanding a ransom from his not-boyfriend. Oh, the poor, poor man. /ShinKai, oneshot, complete/

Hiccups + Magic = Bad for Kaitou's class!!!

Summary: It turns out neither Heaven nor Hell can fight city hall. A little cracky. Spoilers through 5.10.

In which the Scoobie gang are not half as secretive as they thought. Outsider POV.

AU. The Gathering happens while Methos is still hiding in the Watchers as Adam Pierson.

post-series, Methos gets a new life, Joe gets an update on it

Written for Saitaina's Blank is Pandora challenge. Kaitou Kid was told he was looking for a gem.

This is a collection of short unrelated Highlander ficlets. Some of them are straight up Highlander, others are crossover.

A crack-fic, in which Time Travel is pink, and the Doctor is confused.

In a world were three people stood in the Portal when it activated, a trio of friends struggle to accept what has happened to them and control their new powers.

Batman receives an unexpected distress call from two of his most vicious enemies. Could this be about their young ward, the mysterious, mystical, Magical Marauder of Gotham? GEN.

The institute is about to operate on one of their experiments, trying to find the source of his 'abnormalities'. But a young wizard can only take so much pain and fear, before he will strike back. Warning: Dark fic. Rated T for Violence and Death.

Vlad unintentionally destroys everything important in Danny's life, so Danny decides to destroy everything important in his.

A simple question, what does the student body of Casper High think of Danny Fenton? The answer is… not quite as simple.

A short ficlet written based on a painting done by Anna M. Pippen (TheResidentDevil on Tumblr) of Anders healing the face of a badly-beaten Sebastian.

Inspired by the tumblr post, "Imagine Cisco getting nabbed by a villain and they want him to call the flash and he has to explain why he's saved in his phone as 'Bae.'" Cisco is kidnapped and held as ransom for the Flash, who he has yet to confess his feelings for. Things get awkward fast. (pre-relationship flashvibe, one-shot)

When Sasuke's innocence in a certain matter is compromised prior to the Massacre, he has a decision to make. As everyone knows, Sasuke had always been closer to Itachi than to anyone else, up to and including his parents...

After Clark discovers Lex has an entire room devoted to investigating him he decides to stay and hear how Lex can possibly claim the giant picture of him is really all about Lex. He makes a valiant effort but in the end it's still a creepy stalker room...