Ramblings and Mutters
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Founder: wes.lane - Stories: 4,952 - Followers: 9 - id: 27590
An archive were all my favorites are located, from Harry Potter, Supernatural, SGA, Naruto and other fandoms. Mostly Naruto Uzumaki, Dean Winchester, John Sheppard and Harry Potter centric fics and Harry Potter crossovers. Slash, het and gen can all be found in this archive! |
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Sincerest Form of Flattery by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward and Alphonse have visited so many towns in their journey that they barely remember them all. But this town sure remembers them.... Gen, fluff, Elric brothers. No pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Pervy Elric Fanciers Anonymous by Mikkeneko reviews
At the weekly meeting of P.E.F.A, sufferers gather together to discuss their most unhealthy obsession. Various one-sided pairings, humor, crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Roy M., Hohenheim - Complete
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning by vballmania23 reviews
Alex Rider was 18 when he did his last job for MI6. James Bond was 22 when he was recruited. What they didn't know - he's the same man. Explores how Rider became Bond. James Bond/Alex Rider crossover, AU. Title from a Smashing Pumpkins song.
Crossover - James Bond & Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
iSpy by Arithilim reviews
What do you get when you add scheming schoolboys, paranoid spooks, and the most awesome webcomic in the world? A good time! Co-authored by Nyxelestia.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Good Man by jAnon reviews
There are only three events that Leonard would say changed his life. Note- Currently on hold.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,985 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones
In Ignorance We Suffer by Silver Queen reviews
Helen Rider. Maybe she knew. Maybe she didn’t. Written for the 2009 SpyFest
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
Hikaru no Ramen by Sakiku reviews
What if Hikaru’d had a computer at home? What if he had never played Touya? What if he had never become pro? What if he had become a ramen chef instead? This is what Hikaru's life might have been like... 12/20/09: Minor Edit
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Hikaru S., Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
Mad Intentions by Pathatlon reviews
Harry is in the Voldemort-controlled Azkaban to ensure he won’t run off while Voldemort decides how to deal with him. Walking between sanity and insanity Harry finds that madness itself can be a strength and power. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Hurt by clair beaubien reviews
Modern Day AU - Vin deals with Nettie's death.
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Vin T., Chris L. - Complete
Running Away by Bil reviews
AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Closure by RoczaDeb reviews
Updated first 11 chapters - Lt Ford has been missing for over a year. No one will tell the family anything beyond 'Missing In Action - presumed dead' and 'I'm sorry.' President Hayes intevenes and instigates a special investigation into the Lt's status.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,176 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, John S. - Complete
Paradigm Shift by Ophium reviews
If a hunt sounds too good to be true, than it probably isn’t. Victor Henricksen is on the hunt for a monster, a psychopath murderer by the name of Dean Winchester. This time, he caught him. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,264 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dean W., V. Henriksen - Complete
Limits of Hate by damncritic reviews
Danny Ocean is someone he hates, but even that has limits.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Point of View by damncritic reviews
Five problems when you have a drop-dead gorgeous guy for a best friend.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Demolition Man by Lightning Skies reviews
What if Xander kept the weaponry and explosives knowledge from his soldier memories and used them for another purpose altogether? Rusty/Xander
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ocean's 11 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
Fragments by dogbertcarroll reviews
Just various fragments. Ideas and the beginnings of some good stories that came to me, but I lack the time to work on or a plot in some cases.
Crossover - Book X-overs & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 129,971 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 812 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Echoes of the fallen by Chilord reviews
YAHF- Xander lost a bet with with Willow, where he had to dress up as a Jewish character for Halloween. Well, he stuck to the bet.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,303 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Xander H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 8,321 - Follows: 2,001 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vivace by GIRL IN STORY reviews
Tony and Gibbs meet. One shot. Standard disclaimers apply.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
War Shorn by Princess Nat reviews
ATF Universe - General/Team Chris' truck explodes and Vin is missing...
Magnificent Seven - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Vin T., Chris L. - Complete
Who Said The All Spark Only Created Cybertron? by Age of the Geek Baby reviews
What if the All Spark created more than just Cybertron? What if the Veil led to another world and not death? My attempt at exploring this idea, as well as more 'what if' scenarios, including 'sparkling' Harry. Up for adoption, may/may not continue myself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,231 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.