Because any form of affection is like a parasite to the heart. ZADR drabbles.

Curious about some items in Iruka's file, the Hokage and Ibiki dream up a test to check his abilities. Everyone gets a little more than they anticipated out of the experience. KakaIru, Lemon.

Draco Malfoy has hit rock bottom. What will it take for him to crawl out of the hole he's found himself in? Perhaps helping the Savior of the Wizarding World, who's in even worse shape than Draco is. HPDM.

It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.

Sasuke learns that in the face of confusion, it's sometimes best to just go with it. NaruSasu, twoshot.

One night Naruto, an apprentice clock smith, is visited by a mysterious stranger who leaves him with a bizarre gift. A mechanical doll with strikingly realistic features. sasunaru

A year after Jiraiya's death, Kakashi is entranced by a slew of new Icha Icha books. Will one in particular make his heart beat faster? Kakashi/Iruka; Iruka/Kakashi.

AU-ish kakairu Going home from a mission Iruka suddenly finds himself responsible for a litter of seven puppies surrounded by mysterious circumstances, will he be able to find out who/what they are in time?

Iruka has to rescue Kakashi. Written for a prompt on Kakairu Kink over at Livejournal. Some parts of the storyline shamelessly snagged from 'Ever After!

-Part of the Titan Store series. Previous: 'He's too cute to be straight' and 'Inked'.- Richard has good reasons for not allowing his staff to use the tannoy speakers. Well, if you want something done right... Crack. RS, Kinx, Spaqua ect.

Garth comes in with something amiss. Honestly, Roy started it. Slash! AU. Oneshot. Connects with 'He's too cute to be straight.'

Rachel and Kori discuss the newbie at Titan, the super store. AU, oneshot, Yaoi.

After a small mission with Titans West, Aqualad comes home a little less than perfect... Slash, crack, one-shot! SpAq.

Roy wasn’t exactly sure of what he was expecting after that night; but he finds that dating Garth really isn’t that bad. Slash. Rated M for a reason.

A classic story, with a zesty new boy on boy twist. SpeedyxAqualad

Bumblebee sees something she never expected to. Spaqualad.

Speedy's angry at the world. Aqualad is afraid of it. Maybe together they can overcome their anxieties. First installment of the Disquietude Arc.

Speedy goes to ask Aqualad a question, and ends up getting more then he bargained for. SpeedyxAqualad.

RoyGarth/SpAqua. "Me, and..." Garth looked around the room, laying eyes on a yawning Speedy. "And the fish-eating monster over there, are the least likely couple."

RoyGarth/SpAqua. "Aw, who did you break up with, fishy? Did you break some flounder's heart?"

RoyGarth/SpAqua. July 4th has rolled around again. Roy is excited. Garth is having a panic attack.

Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU

Various and unconnected Naruto and Sasuke related oneshots. They range from crack to fluffy to angst to warm and fuzzy. Please read, and I hope you enjoy!

RoyGarth/SpAqua. "You don’t think I'm serious. You think... What, do you think I'm just playing around? That going after guys is a hobby of mine?"

Sirius likes a photo of a sleeping Remus a little too much. Warning: contains sexual themes.