Uncle Xander tells a bedtime story.

Albus Dumbledore made a great mistake on the night of October 31st 1981 - he chose the wrong boy-who-lived. So Lily and James Potter gave up little Harry to his relatives, so they could raise their saviour - Charlus Potter. But now that it is time for their children to start Hogwarts, they want Harry back. Only, he isn't Harry anymore. He's Jasper Gibbs.

Part way through season 3, Xander was knocked unconscious by Angel as a way to convince Faith that he had reverted to Angelus. The plan was to find out what the Mayor was up to. What if Xander was found by Sunnydale's nightlife while knocked out...

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

AU. Xander Harris went as something else for Halloween. A figure shrouded in legend and myth, but remembered incorrectly only through media. Now, because of the changes to his choices the costume influenced, the PTB want him dead. Their lackey was barely able to do that, banishing from the world, but was interfered with by two gods. Now in PJ world, how will this new Xander act?

Naruto was given something better than an apartment by the Sandaime, a chance to discover family. With a father to guide him, and the determination to truly become the best, Naruto will prove that his dream is possible. In fact, it would be easy, especially with a beautiful sensei to assist him with that pesky genjutsu. Rewriting CH 1-4. Adventure/Romance/Humor.

What if Naruto's childhood had gone differently? After an incident, Naruto grows up as the guest of the Hyuga clan, though he is more interested in the legacy of his clan, and dreams of becoming Hokage. But there is always a certain fox in his way...

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.

My answer to Perfect Lionheart's Missing Hokage challenge. A different take on the usual Naruto-is-kicked-out plot line, in which Tsunade refuses to let her reason for returning get thrown out without fighting back. With apologies, this story is officially dead and discontinued.

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.

Flung into a world of technology and fanatasy, bitter at the loss he suffered during the Fourth Great Shinobi War, can Uzumaki Naruto find happiness in Gaia?

Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.

It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.

Crossover with Alien/Predator. Harry and Hermione are raised as Yautja, as Predators. What happens when they attend Hogwarts? M for violence and future sexual situations. Harry/Hermione HP/HG

Raised by his maternal grandfather, Erik Lehnsherr, Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts a very diffrent person. Crossover with X-Men the Movie. First in Series.

*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.

A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.

After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi

After having watched his best friend killed in front of him by people he thought was family, followed shortly by another tragedy in his life, Harry sets out to find a way to change his past. AU End/Post OotP, H/Hr/Multi Full Summary Inside

Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry goes nuclear. 3rd person omniscient; alternative 6th year and beyond. HP/HG