All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Sephiroth really was an absolutely terrible boyfriend, Cloud realized. Except... he wasn't. Not at all, really. It was complicated. Sephiroth/Cloud, for Xiaa.

It's one thing to get to the top, it's another entirely in trying to stay there. If singer Yagami Raito can manage to stay alive through the fanatics, crazy homicidal maniacs and creepy detective stalkerness, he'll consider himself lucky. LxLight

Pietro ropes Magneto into going to a parent-teacher interview so that he can spend some quality time with his dad. But; things go horribly wrong. Magneto won't take off his cape. Pietro and Magneto are constantly fighting and Daddy's found out about Pietr

Cartman ponders the alleged brilliance of his latest scheme while Wendy engages in the worst sort of physical labor. CxW oneshot

When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE

Have you ever wondered why they call Leopold Stotch "Butters"? No? Neither has Kenny. But it's just like Butters to misunderstand.

Romance, in general, could be considered the anti-thesis of anything having to do with common sense. Romance, however, must never be mistaken for love. YAOI ONE-SHOT L x Raito

HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."

"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

A new tee-shirt is the latest rage at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Crack. Inspired by this tweet by WTFSexFacts: "My 'I've played with Harry Potter's wand' T-Shirt slogan got rejected on the grounds that it is offensive."

Next Gen; Hogwarts, 7th Year, Albus Severus & Scorpius with a great deal of implied H/D in the background. For ASS Fest. The boys have known one another for ages but until they went pubcrawling, they never really ahem knew one another at all. Fluff.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Draco's contribution to the war effort is ethically questionable. Humour

Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.

Sasuke is swept into a world he wasn't meant to know existed when his brother disappears, literally throwing him to the wolves. Now Sasuke's got to learn how to be what he's become...while Naruto struggles to protect what's his. AU Naru/Sasu

In the real world, Naruto tries his darnedest to convince Sasuke that yes, he is indeed a ninja. One-shot, humor. Naru-Sasu-Naru

When Naruto's world literally fades to black, he is left with one resolve: to find the one who saved him. Naru/Sasu/Naru

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

COMPLETE! SephxCloud yaoi pairing Cloud made a deal with Hades to search for someone, but he may have taken off a bit more than he expected. There are some in the world that wish to control him for more than his fighting ability!

Kaoru is a writer. High demands from readers force him to write romance. He doesn’t know where to start, so he tries to get some experience for ‘kiss’ scenes with his lover. But then again…his lover gets a bit out of hand from his demonstrations. HikaKao

“But I like you here,” Hikaru objected with a soft whisper. He had a hungry smile accompanying his lustful, hazel orbs. “So vulnerable and defenseless. Oh, little Kaoru, how will you ever run away?” HikaKao

Following pure insticts, Kyouya gave an experimental twist of his hips and relished in the sound of Tamaki's pleasured gasp... Accepting feelings, Kyouya wants to remember how Tamaki looks before, during and after their first time together. Involves the use of pictures! Too weird? Don't read. For Zander.