Just what it says on the tin. Total crackity-crack-crack.

Mertle Edmonds can't watch Sci-Fi anymore. [S.A.L.S.A. Verse : Oneshot]

Nick Fury wasn't always the director of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division. [S.A.L.S.A. Verse : Oneshot]

It's thanks to Agent Bubbles and Kokaua Town that Agent Coulson is as composed as he is when working on the Avengers Initiative. [S.A.L.S.A. Verse : Oneshot]

The Cloak of Levitation had a strange sense of humor.

The man can barely work a toaster. Oneshot pastficlet of John W. vs appliance.

Ranma is sent to another dimension by Kuno & Ryoga, and is found by Yuri & Kei in Dirty Pair flash..imagine the fun...

Just a little crack-fic that popped into my head. No substance, and slightly twisted. MoD!Harry

Mr Black fills in while Death is on vacation. Harry Potter/Discworld crossover. Mr Black borrowed from Rorschach's Blot with permission. Oneshot with omakes coming.

Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.

What if Mike Stamford didn't introduce Sherlock Holmes and John Watson at St. Bart's? What if a murderous cabbie had picked up a man limping along the street late at night?

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

The raccoon wrinkled his muzzle in what looked like a sneer. "Figures. Is this the part where you ask me to come quietly?"

Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody

Nobody turns Loki into a bunny and gets away with it. One-shot. Companion piece to the Thrice Blood Chronicles post-Discord but can stand on its own.

The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.

Upon reflection, Mycroft Holmes would eventually decide that the worst day of his life was today, when Sherlock met the Weasley twins. Harry Potter would find that almost as amusing as the three's antics when he eventually got around to telling him.

Unfortunately, some prompts I just can't finish, no matter how hard I try. My attempts at those prompts end up here, in the hopes that I might one day be able to come back to them. This will only be on FFnet for now.

Sherlock gets a surprise when he goes snooping in the new neighbor's apartment.

Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

A Loki centered series exploring things/people that vex Loki and vice versa. It begins with Darcy, since I've had a lot of requests for another Darcy/Loki fic. A.N. Complete for right now unless inspiration hits.

Loki is making the rounds. A series of short vignettes.

Not a song fic, but inspired by same. After a wild night out, the Avengers try to piece together exactly what went on the night before. Rated for language and mild suggestiveness. One-shot.

AU in which Loki and Odin totally agree about this whole invasion thing and Thor is the poor bewildered straight man. (Let's be clear: this is crack. It's just that nobody informed poor Thor.)