"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.

AU, LOTR Crossover. A new year, and of course a new DADA professor. He seems a bit off, but Harry still manages to use his teachings to his ultimate advantage.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

This time, rather than an impromptu dance, Harry discovers an unfortunate magical creature that is the result of another spelling error.

Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...

Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanov go on a fact finding mission to find out the age old question: boxers or briefs? One shot.

After a paperwork bungle mistakenly declares Tony dead, the resulting bureaucratic craziness has far-reaching ramifications. Can NCIS Personnel have Tony declared "alive" before Gibbs kills him? Tony/Gibbs Friendship - Inspired by S1 Marine Down

Minerva McGonagall had to have a little fun - and Dolores Umbridge planted herself right in her path. Pity for the school Governors, but there wasn't much she could do about that.

The White Rabbit is late for something. But it surely isn't a trial at the Queen's Castle. Rated T for absurd, possibly offensive dialogue and theme;Re-uploaded from my deleted story, A Nonsensical Compilation of Unrelated Narratives

Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.

A short revenge one shot.

An alternate scene in Goblet of Fire sees Harry attempting to get out of the tournament. PIMPHARRY. That's right, I said PIMPHARRY.

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.

Thor's birthday present to his brother leads to a wager between The Avengers to see who can get Loki into bed first.

Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.

"I think it's stuck." Loki's eyes popped wide. "What?" he shrieked. "It can't be!"

Tony Stark shows up at Loki's door, needing a wing man for his planned mischief. A Thor/Avengers/Iron Man one shot, set in my Blame it on the Vodka verse.

A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"

Its amazing what one can accomplish with a set of lawn chairs, a lot of nerve and a great deal of scotch, as Tony Stark can testify. Tony/Loki Friendship

A short look at what happens when you mess with a dancer....

When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.

Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.

Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!

AU - Post HP&TTATV. Harry's life is good now. So what happens when certain friends cough - Muppets - cough decide to visit Hogwarts