OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...

Disney-based. Sometimes it's difficult to do what's right, and sometimes the right things are the hardest to do. Clopin and Esmeralda find themselves in a situation to ponder this. Set shortly before the capture of the Court of Miracles. oneshot

Clopin decides to drop in on Phoebus with a couple of presents...

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Since it always bugged me that Hogwarts didn't get to show off like the other two schools....

Voldemort. Successfully sent to the afterlife by Harry Potter. In there, he's welcomed by Lily and James, both aware that he now shares Harry's blood, and therefore also THEIRS...Run, Tom. As fast as you can.

During the State Championship basketball game at the beginning of HSM3, a West High cheerleader laments the fact that East High can't even get through one lousy basketball game before bursting into song.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?

Phantom of the Opera crossover. A single event catapulted the Phantom of the Opera into a whole new world, where he doesn't know which life was his. In the middle of the war with the Yuuzhan Vong, he is in turmoil, but he is also an instrumental part of the fight.

When a familiar Death Eater threatens a young Muggle, he gets a different reaction than he expected. As do Voldemort, the Obliviators, and Cornelius Fudge. Now added: Hannah and her Meeting with the Savior of the World. Pure Humor. Enjoy!

You're a What?" continues. The day after "You're a What?" concluded, Albus Dumbledore and Dolores Umbridge dare to walk into Hannah Cook's coffee shop.

What happens when Harry Potter and Remy LeBeau meet in a bar in upstate New York? There's something about Remy's mysterious new friend that makes him feel safe.

Because even Armageddon has to have a reason. And no one can say he didn't deserve it anyways...

Uh oh, the menfolk are in trouble. Wouldn't it be nice if women came with a guide book?

SONGFIC: Tugger has just had an encounter with Christmas Town, and comes back to his town Halloween Town to tell everyone of what he found in this new, mysterious land.

The title says it all. AU. WARNING: completely OOC. Suppossed to be funny though; from tranquilizer guns to granny wigs, this is how I interpreted the SOTL series.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Head Boy and Girl Harry and Hermione have a major problem on their hands. After a dodgy delivery to the school, they're forced to open a day-care centre ... for the former staff of Hogwarts! HPHG ADMM

Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language

Umbridge gets a taste of her own poison. Short story, OotP outtake what should have happened! . Torture for our least favorite teacher with a twist of HG!

OOTP: It's the week after the Weasley twins left. You don't really think the staff just sat back and let Umbridge have her merry way do you? See what they really got up to... Complete. R&R!

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!